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Korngold's Violin Concerto in D major Op. 35
February 12, 2026February 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Korngold’s Violin Concerto: Hidden History and Cinematic Influences 🎻

Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

Boring...
July 26, 2019July 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Boring Post #2

Network - Still mad as hell
July 25, 2019August 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Network: “I’m as mad as hell and I’m not going to take this anymore!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Akira
July 24, 2019July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Akira: Legendary & Radioactive Animated Cult Classic

Mud
July 23, 2019July 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Mud Men (better than Mad Men)

WatchMojo
July 22, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

WatchMojo: Chernobyl’s Key Players Didn’t Speak English

Super Mario Galaxy 2
July 21, 2019February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Galaxy 2: Masterpiece of a Space Platformer Thing

Body Harvest on the Nintendo 64
July 21, 2019June 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Body Harvest: Obscure N64 Cult Classic From DMA Design

Schadenfreude: The Joy of Another's Misfortune by Tiffany Watt Smith
July 20, 2019July 21, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Schadenfreude: The Joy of Another’s Misfortune by Tiffany Watt Smith

Female doctor with gloves
July 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Glove Island (better than Love Island)

Tomato sauce on a spoon
July 18, 2019July 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Chimichurri & Chim Chim Cher-ee Sauce

Haas F1
July 17, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haas F1 & Rich Energy: The Corporate Collapse

Husband and wife relaxing around nature
July 16, 2019July 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s selective hearing is driving me CRAZY!”

A green toy soldier for kids
July 15, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bazookio (the family-friendly bazooka!)

Voice acting curtain call
July 14, 2019April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bad Video Game Voice Acting: A Celebration (of sorts)

Pode
July 14, 2019April 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Pode: Super Cute Puzzler With Hand-Holding

The Twits by Roald Dahl
July 13, 2019March 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Twits by Roald Dahl

Grey windowsills
July 12, 2019July 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Boring Post

Congo 1995 film poster
July 11, 2019July 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Congo: “Stop eating my sesame cake!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

congo - cinema quad movie poster (1).jpg
July 10, 2019May 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Congo: Forgotten Crichton Adaptation With a Talking Ape

Le Mans circuit
July 9, 2019November 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mercedes CLR Le Mans 1999 Accidents: A History of Flipping

A man in a suit displaying chivalry
July 8, 2019July 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I still do chivalry towards hot birds?”

Supraland
July 7, 2019May 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Supraland: Charming Sandbox Adventure That’ll Make You Swoon ⏳

Pilotwings 64
July 7, 2019November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pilotwings 64: Respecting the Airborne N64 Launch Title

Daydream and Drunkenness of a Young Lady by Clarice Lispector
July 6, 2019December 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Daydream and Drunkenness of a Young Lady by Clarice Lispector

July 5, 2019July 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Forrest Gump: “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get” Quote Off!

The End
July 4, 2019July 2, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great Twist Endings That Never Were

The Real Chernobyl
July 3, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Real Chernobyl: In the Aftermath of a Hit TV Show

Men exchanging a beer during a sunset.
July 2, 2019July 2, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My man brings his mates to our ‘romantic’ dates!”

Peacock and its feathers
July 1, 2019June 30, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Emotional Support Animals: Documenting The ESA Craze

The Legend Of Zelda: Skyward Sword
June 30, 2019February 18, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword—Good Or Bad?

Space Station Silicon Valley on the N64
June 30, 2019April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Space Station Silicon Valley: Sci-Fi Oddity For the N64

The Penguin Book of Japanese Short Stories
June 29, 2019June 30, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Penguin Book of Japanese Short Stories

Facts and a magnifying glass
June 28, 2019June 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

50 Fun Friday Facts

Two aeroplanes flying in a sunset
June 27, 2019June 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Princess Juliana International Airport: Hurray For Ultra-Dangerous Tourism

The Sword in the Stone by Disney
June 26, 2019June 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Sword in the Stone: Fond Memories of Disney’s ’60s Romp

Bono singing
June 25, 2019June 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great Musicians That Never Were: Yoko Bono

Two feet
June 24, 2019June 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m in love with my right foot. How do I marry it?”

Unravel Two
June 23, 2019December 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Unravel Two: Super Charming 2D Yarn Along

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