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Korngold's Violin Concerto in D major Op. 35
February 12, 2026February 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Korngold’s Violin Concerto: Hidden History and Cinematic Influences 🎻

Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

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May 20, 2019May 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Use LinkedIn

N64 Magazine - Perfect Dark issue
May 19, 2019March 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

N64 Magazine: Celebrating the Iconic Nintendo Mag

Trine 2
May 19, 2019May 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Trine 2: Fantastical and Stunning Indie Puzzle Platformer

Wings by Terry Pratchett
May 18, 2019May 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Wings by Terry Pratchett

Haiku in Japanese
May 17, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #2: Delve Into Our Poetic World

Honey being spooned out of a cup
May 16, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Time is Honey: The World’s Most Confusing Honey-Based Saying

The Monk by the Sea
May 15, 2019October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Caspar David Friedrich: The Gothic Romantic Genius Painter

Brienne of Tarth
May 14, 2019May 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Brienne of Tarth: Celebrating This Most Excellent & Noble Knight

BBC Test Card F
May 13, 2019April 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

BBC Test Card F: Explaining What the Hell That Thing Was

Affordable Space Adventures
May 12, 2019May 13, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Affordable Space Adventures: Unique Space Romp on the Wii U

May 11, 2019May 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Diggers by Terry Pratchett

Shaking hands in an office
May 10, 2019May 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Shake Someone’s Hand

A baby looking surprised
May 9, 2019August 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Big Business Capitalism Destroying Planet… ZOMG, a Royal Baby!

24 Hour Party People
May 8, 2019April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

24 Hour Party People: Creative Take on the Madchester Era

Straw sweep
May 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Sweep (a way to sleep & clean up!)

A woman getting married with a bunch of flowers
May 6, 2019May 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m jealous my bestie is getting married before me!”

Moronic yellow
May 6, 2019May 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

P-P-P-Patreon: Professional Moron’s Tyrannical Plans

Forgotton Anne
May 5, 2019April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Forgotton Anne: Charming & Fantastical Cinematic Adventure

Cannon Fodder on the SNES
May 5, 2019March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Cannon Fodder: Retro Amiga Classic With a Message

May 4, 2019April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Truckers by Terry Pratchett

Poetry book and haikus
May 3, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #1: Professional Moron Does Japanese Poetry

Butter
May 2, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Age is butter number: Butter-Based Saying is Nonsense

Jurassic Park (1993) movie logo
May 1, 2019August 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Jurassic Park: Roar! It’s 1993’s Landmark Dino Epic

A slug
April 30, 2019April 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Beatles Songs Ruined By Adding “Slug” Into The Title

A hummingbird retrieving nectar from a plant.
April 29, 2019April 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Hummingbirds: Tribute to These Hyperactive Sorts

F-Zero
April 28, 2019November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

F-Zero: Nintendo’s Mode 7 Sporting Futuristic Wonder

The First Tree
April 28, 2019April 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The First Tree: Pensive Romp Through Emotions & Time

The Lady annd the Little Fox Fur by Violette Leduc
April 27, 2019April 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Lady and the Little Fox Fur by Violette Leduc

Keyboard
April 26, 2019December 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Touch Typing: How to Type Like a Bolt of Lightning

Scones
April 25, 2019April 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Game of Scones

April 24, 2019February 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dances With Wolves: Epic With a Prominent Costner Moustache

An egg and mayonnaise bun
April 23, 2019April 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

News: Mayonnaise to be Renamed Mayonaise in Horror Move

Mittens
April 22, 2019April 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell when I’ve fallen in glove?”

Sonic Adventure on the Dreamcast
April 21, 2019April 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Sonic Adventure: Remembering The Hedgehog’s First 3D Romp

Lemmings the game on the SNES
April 21, 2019April 21, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Lemmings: Save All Those Bumbling Little Idiots, Yes?

The Sea Close By - Albert Camus
April 20, 2019April 21, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Sea Close By – Albert Camus

A cake with strawberries
April 19, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cake Car (better than a normal car)

Crocodile Dundee
April 18, 2019April 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Crocodile Dundee: “You call that a knife?” Quote Off Extravaganza!

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