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Korngold's Violin Concerto in D major Op. 35
February 12, 2026February 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Korngold’s Violin Concerto: Hidden History and Cinematic Influences 🎻

Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

Super ghouls 'n ghosts on the snes-min
January 6, 2019March 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Ghouls ‘N Ghosts: The Mega Difficult SNES Classic

Terrorists or Freedom Fighters? Reflections on the Liberation of Animals
January 5, 2019March 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Terrorists or Freedom Fighters? Reflections on the Liberation of Animals

A couple flirting
January 4, 2019August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Flirting: What is it and why should I get my coat, love?

Soap bars
January 3, 2019January 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Soapranos

Online dating
January 2, 2019December 31, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2019: Men Seeking Women

January 1, 2019December 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2019: Women Seeking Men

Women in a tea field
December 31, 2018December 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: TeaCher (tea created by pop star Cher)

Jet Force Gemini
December 30, 2018March 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Jet Force Gemini: Rare’s Epic Shooter Still Packs a Punch

Rive - Ultimate Edition
December 30, 2018December 28, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Rive: Ultimate Edition – Tough Shooter With American Accent

The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas
December 29, 2018January 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas

Love letter in a typewriter
December 28, 2018August 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Write a Love Letter

Party drinks
December 27, 2018December 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our office Christmas bash was a disaster!”

Christmas Day presents
December 26, 2018December 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Day Post-Mortem

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest with Jack Nicholson
December 25, 2018January 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest: Still Not Mad, Just Stunning

Christmas FAQs with Santa Claus
December 24, 2018August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Christmas: With Special Guest Santa Claus

Perfect Dark
December 23, 2018March 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Perfect Dark: Rare’s Excellently Flawed Shooty Boom Kill FPS Romp

The Pumpkin Eater by Penelope Mortimer
December 22, 2018December 23, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Pumpkin Eater by Penelope Mortimer

Tins
December 21, 2018December 21, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Tin Opener

Max Headroom Broadcast Intrusion
December 20, 2018August 2, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Max Headroom Broadcast Intrusion: Eerie TV History

Rain
December 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Rain Sounds: Effective Sleeping Method #51

Black humour1
December 18, 2018November 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Should You Be Laughing At This? by Hugleikur Dagsson

Spam
December 17, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Annoyances: What are they, why are they irritating, and why am I so annoyed?

Mole Mania
December 16, 2018January 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Mole Mania: Crazed Puzzle Game From 1996 You Didn’t Know Exists

Chavs slumped over unconscious
December 14, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Party: Time to Make Some Shapes

EU
December 13, 2018December 13, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Britain enjoys national crisis (again) as Brexit hits the fan (again)

Trumphant Hearts by Jason Becker
December 12, 2018October 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jason Becker: Triumphant Hearts Album Hits The Stores

Umbrella
December 11, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ultra-Umbrella (ULTRA!)

Blah
December 10, 2018December 10, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to Make Small Talk

Conker's Bad Fur Day
December 9, 2018December 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Conker’s Bad Fur Day: Swearing?! Yes! **** Off!

Superman on the N64 - Mike Matei
December 9, 2018February 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Superman on the N64: Mike Matei’s Heroic Playthrough Journey

Ice by Anna Kavan
December 8, 2018December 9, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Ice by Anna Kavan

Mrs. Santa Claus
December 7, 2018December 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: A Day in the Life of Mrs. Santa Claus

Toy Story
December 6, 2018December 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Toy Story: “This isn’t flying, it’s falling with style” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Manchester
December 5, 2018April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Manchester at Night: Atmospherics, Music, & Rain

Chainsaw cutting a baguette
December 4, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Cookie Cutter Chainsaw (for cookie cutting excellence)

Alien
December 3, 2018December 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I married a man… but it turns out it’s an alien!”

The Legend of Zelda - A Link to the Past
December 2, 2018February 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (is still amazeballs)

PlayStation Classic
December 2, 2018April 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

PlayStation Classic: Cynical Cash Grab or Good Old Fun?

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