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Korngold's Violin Concerto in D major Op. 35
February 12, 2026February 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Korngold’s Violin Concerto: Hidden History and Cinematic Influences 🎻

Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

The Sea, the Sea
December 1, 2018December 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Sea, The Sea by Iris Murdoch

Commuting man on a train with no hair
November 30, 2018November 30, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: British Train Fares Go UP and Poor People Go MENTAL!

Question
November 29, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Q&A With Your Learned Subject… Professional Moron!

Badlands
November 28, 2018December 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Badlands: Legendary Subversive Crime Romp is Still Epic

Coffee
November 27, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Coffee: Is It Dangerous, Can I Drink It, And Why?

Ill
November 25, 2018November 25, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron is Ill

The Dreamstone
November 23, 2018October 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Dreamstone: We FINALLY Unearthed a Childhood Favourite

Frog
November 22, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Frog Machine (better than fog machines)

Fog
November 21, 2018March 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Fog: Praising The Beauty of Nature’s Bad Breath (Part 2)

Blob
November 20, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Blobs: What is blob and can it unblob?

The Fist of Aggression
November 19, 2018November 17, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to be More AGGRESSIVE!

Diablo III - Eternal Collection
November 18, 2018November 17, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Diablo III – Eternal Collection: Take On Hell (in a fun way)

London Fog - The Biography by Christine L. Corton
November 17, 2018November 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

London Fog – The Biography by Christine L. Corton

Brexit
November 16, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Brexit Negotiations Plunge England Into Total Chaos (Again)

Woman at a computer
November 15, 2018November 16, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I bloody well online date?!”

Digitiser the Show
November 14, 2018September 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Digitiser the Show: Celebrate Retro Gaming With Mr. Biffo! NOW!

Highlander
November 13, 2018March 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Lots of Different Places: In Praise of Christopher Lambert’s Voice

Autumn
November 12, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The New Seasons: Introducing 10 BRAND NEW Seasons

Half-Life 2: Episode Two
November 11, 2018March 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Half Life 2 – Episode Two: The Madness Gets EVEN Better

Grief Is The Thing With Feathers by Max Porter
November 10, 2018April 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Grief Is The Thing With Feathers by Max Porter

Petrol
November 9, 2018November 9, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Fad: The Petrol Diet (lose weight & become flammable)

Man with a mop
November 8, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Moppy the Sentient Mop (for excellent mop bot mopping)

Edgar the Bug
November 7, 2018December 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Edgar the Bug: Praising Vincent D’Onofrio’s Brilliance in MIB

Sofa
November 6, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Sofas: Why are they comfy & what else can they do?

Romantic dinner
November 5, 2018November 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus’ Romantic Dinner

Half-Life 2 Episode One
November 4, 2018March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Half-Life 2 – Episode One: The Madness Gets Better

Hob
November 4, 2018December 31, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Hob: Luscious Robotic Indie Romp Malfunctions *Bzzzt*

Hokusai's Great Wave by Timothy Clark
November 3, 2018September 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Hokusai’s Great Wave by Timothy Clark

A leaking tap in a sink
November 2, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Kitchen Stink (like a sink, but it smells bad)

Artichoke
November 1, 2018October 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Artichoke Dip Renamed “Artistrangle” To Celebrate UK’s Crime Epidemic

The Silence of the Lambs
October 31, 2018February 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Silence of the Lambs: Classic Horror-Fest for Halloween

Weightlifting
October 30, 2018October 30, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve fallen in love with me… & the wife is angry!”

Sylvester Stallone
October 29, 2018October 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Sylvester Stallone Improvement

Nyango Star
October 28, 2018July 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Nyango Star: The World’s Best Cat Mascot Drummer

The Messenger
October 28, 2018March 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Messenger: Kiai! It’s a 2D Ninja Type NES Indie Game!

The Story of Art by E.H. Gombrich
October 27, 2018October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Story of Art by E.H. Gombrich

Business inspection
October 26, 2018March 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Government Inspection & Introducing Nude Working Days!

Pomegranate
October 25, 2018October 21, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Pomegranates: In Praise of These Difficult to Eat Things

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