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Tag: Beans

April 8, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Baked Beans Bazooka (and/or cannon) 🧨🔥💣

March 28, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Sushbean: The Baked Beans Sushi Restaurant 🍣🫘 [Sponsored Post]

March 18, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

BREAKING NEWS! Baked Beans Riots ERUPT in London 💥🌋

The horrors of baked beans addiction
January 13, 2023January 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Am I addicted to baked beans?!”

A full English breakfast, including baked beans on toast
May 3, 2021May 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hit Singles Improved By Adding “Beans” Into the Title

The History of Beans on Toast
April 30, 2021September 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Beans on Toast: The Ultimate British Meal of Champions

A novel, which could be edible
November 13, 2017November 12, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Proust (a literature-based lunch!)

Beans on coasters
October 2, 2017October 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Coasters (as in drinks coasters)

Spell the Beans
January 20, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Spell the beans

Baked bean on toast
December 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Baked Bean on Toast (for dieters)

Beans on bread
April 26, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Bread (for the indolent amongst us)

Horrible food
February 29, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Food Disasters: Big BBQ – Delicious Tinned Awfulness!

Heinz Baked Beans with Pork Sausages
February 24, 2016December 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Heinz Beanz with Pork Sausages: Add Some Badness Into Your Life

Beans on Toast
December 7, 2015December 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beams on Toast (like Beans on Toast, but with structural elements)

Beans on Toast
October 28, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Super Spooky Halloween Recipe: Beans on Ghost!

December 17, 2014August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why We’re Having Beans On Toast For Christmas Dinner

October 18, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Beans Tribute Concert Special!

November 21, 2012November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Many Emotions of Beans the Chinese Dwarf Hamster

A hamster standing on its back feet and looking cute
October 25, 2012November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hamster Cuteness: Do Not Be Deceived By It

A dramatic sunset.
October 7, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Farewell to Sunlight: An Ode to Losing the Sun

A cute looking hedgehog
July 12, 2012July 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cute Factor: Why it Works Wonders For Sales

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