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Tag: Beverages

A kettle on a hob
March 15, 2022March 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Boiling the Kettle at Work: Laws on Correct Water Heating Etiqutte

Two very cute examples of latte art
January 25, 2022October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Latte Art: Coffee, Microfoam, and Mini Masterpieces

Fentiman's Dandelion & Burdock drink
December 10, 2021November 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Dandelion and Burdock: Distinct Beverage With a Kick

Lucozade the energy drink
December 3, 2021November 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lucozade: The Sporty Fizzy Drink is a British Legend

Two glasses of red wine near to a fireplace
October 12, 2021October 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Recipe: Deep-Fried Red Wine (For the Oenophile in All of Us)

Mashed Potato Milkshake
October 10, 2017October 10, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mashed Potato Milkshake!

Rubicon and Lychee
May 6, 2016May 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Rubicon’s Lychee Fizzy Drink: Evolution in a Can!

How to make a cup of tea
January 29, 2016April 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Make a Cup of Tea Like a Professional

Yogi Tea
January 28, 2016April 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Yogi Tea: Proper Belting Herbal Excellence

Clipper Teas
January 26, 2016November 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Clipper: A Tea Range For Everyone

Cheese Tea
December 17, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Drink: Cheese Tea!

New coffee recipe
November 9, 2015November 9, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Coffee Recipe: Coffhe and Coffher!

November 13, 2014November 13, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Drink: Coughy – Cough Syrup Coffee!

January 16, 2014January 16, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt Of Drinking Orange Juice After You’ve Brushed Your Teeth

March 30, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Power of Lemonade

September 27, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mint Tea: False Facts About Mint Tea

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