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Tag: Biology

A man looking shocked at his broken tooth
July 21, 2020July 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why is my front tooth wobbling?”

Wall
May 21, 2018May 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Great Wall of Chins

March 22, 2018March 22, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend wants to donate his kidneys to charity!”

In Praise of Owls
June 20, 2017June 21, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Are Owls So Bloody Wise?

Severed: A History of Heads Lost and Heads Founds by Dr. Frances Larson
February 18, 2017November 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Severed: A History of Heads Lost and Heads Found by Dr. Frances Larson

Saved by the smell
January 9, 2017June 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Saved by the smell

Bats and sports bats
August 25, 2016September 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Do Bats Watch Baseball & Cricket?

What is the difference between alligators and crocodiles
August 2, 2016August 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

What’s the Difference Between Alligators and Crocodiles?

Dandelion seeds
May 24, 2016May 24, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Those Fluffy Things on Dandelions

Yak yakking
May 19, 2016May 19, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Does the Yak Have to Yak so Much?!

Lychee and leeches
May 5, 2016May 5, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Are Leeches Related to Lychee?

Rubber ducks history
April 28, 2016April 28, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Did Rubber Ducks Evolve From Ducks?

Hamster history
April 22, 2016April 22, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Aren’t Hamsters Extinct?

Horse fish
April 18, 2016April 18, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Is the Seahorse Really a Horse?

Scorpions anger issues
April 15, 2016April 15, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why are scorpions so bloody angry?

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
April 14, 2016April 14, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Which Dino Is Best? Diplodocus or Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

Stupid sheep
April 8, 2016April 8, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: How Stupid Are Sheep? We Decided to Find Out!

Why sloths are lazy
April 4, 2016April 4, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Sloths Are So Goddamn Lazy

Rattlesnake rattle
March 28, 2016March 28, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Rattlesnakes Have a Rattle

January 15, 2015January 15, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Don’t Humans Have Nosebrows or Earbrows?!?

Enormous eyeball
October 1, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Eyeouch: When you accidentally jab yourself in the eye

January 23, 2014November 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Explains This Fish!

May 3, 2013May 3, 2013Mr. Wapojif

How To Survive 4 Really Dangerous Threats No One Ever Told You About.

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