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Tag: Cosmetics

Psychopathic Shampoo
October 3, 2024October 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Psychopathic Shampoo 🧴🪓 [Sponsored Post]

Trevor's Trepanning for brain ailments
August 25, 2022August 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Trevor’s Trepanning for Hangovers & Headaches [Sponsored Post]

The Bath Tube
November 22, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bath Tube

Eating leg wax
October 28, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband uses my leg wax as chicken baste!”

Beans on Cake with Deodorant
August 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Cake (with Deodorant)

Snow and dandruff
December 24, 2015December 24, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Postulations on Life: Is Snow the Earth’s Dandruff?

Shampoo and Conditioner
September 10, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Ant-Dandruff Shampoo Ant Conditioner!

February 20, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History Of Lipstick And Grunting

Poo-Pourri
February 15, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Many Joys of Potpourri

February 12, 2015February 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Does Shampoo Have Poo In It?

Pig
January 24, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Oinkment!

January 15, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why Don’t Humans Have Nosebrows or Earbrows?!?

Soap
October 19, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Razor Soap!

March 15, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

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