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The Bath Tube
November 22, 2016November 22, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bath Tube

Eating leg wax
October 28, 2016October 28, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband uses my leg wax as chicken baste!”

Beans on Cake with Deodorant
August 30, 2016August 30, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Cake (with Deodorant)

Snow and dandruff
December 24, 2015December 24, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Postulations on Life: Is Snow the Earth’s Dandruff?

Shampoo and Conditioner
September 10, 2015November 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Ant-Dandruff Shampoo Ant Conditioner!

February 20, 2015February 20, 2015Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History Of Lipstick And Grunting

Poo-Pourri
February 15, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Many Joys of Potpourri

February 12, 2015February 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Does Shampoo Have Poo In It?

Pig
January 24, 2015November 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Oinkment!

January 15, 2015January 15, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Don’t Humans Have Nosebrows or Earbrows?!?

Soap
October 19, 2014November 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Razor Soap!

March 15, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

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