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Tag: Drink

A run down shed with a green bike next to it
April 20, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Teapot Shed (for brews and shovel storage)

Bovril
July 31, 2020July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Bovril: Yeast Extract Legend That Competes With Marmite

Teapot with some tea stewing and a cup
February 18, 2019April 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Teapots: A Brief History of These Epic Vessels

Coffee
November 27, 2018August 8, 2022Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Coffee: Is It Dangerous, Can I Drink It, And Why?

The Battle Axe
November 15, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Wine Bottle Axe (for wine and axe enthusiasts!)

Champain
August 31, 2017August 31, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Beverage: Champain (agonising bubble drink)

April 24, 2017April 24, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Sparkling Water “Too Sparkling” & Dumbed Down

Hipster or Viking beard?
November 18, 2016November 18, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beerd (like beer, but with more beards)

Cordial cordial
May 12, 2016May 12, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cordial Cordial (for the polite amongst us)

Mr. Scruff Make us a brew
February 11, 2016February 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Scruff’s Awesome English Breakfast Brew

Teapi
February 1, 2016November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Teapi (like a tepee, but with more tea)

Tea and coffee
January 31, 2016November 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Which is Better: Coffee or Tea?

Kettle
September 19, 2015January 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Kettle

Ribena
July 30, 2015July 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ribena and Capri-Sun Banned at Tesco

February 24, 2015February 24, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Create The Perfect Tea Setup

January 5, 2015January 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Yogurty Truth About Yoghurt!

January 16, 2014January 16, 2014Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt Of Drinking Orange Juice After You’ve Brushed Your Teeth

May 6, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Be An Englishman/woman For The Day

February 17, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Drink: Haddock Tea

Deep-frying some chips
January 30, 2013August 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The World’s Very Best Deep-Fried Food

A woman holding a glass of orange juice with bits
October 16, 2012February 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Orange Juice With Bits: The Superior OJ Experience

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