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Tag: Eggs

Touch Egg on the Playdate
July 7, 2024July 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Touch Egg: Absurd Playdate Crankathon is Eggscellent 🥚👈

An egg in its shell
May 15, 2024May 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #13: Egg 🥚

Boiled egg enterprises Ltd.
May 18, 2023May 18, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Boiled Egg Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

A fried egg Wanted poster - Dead or Alive
December 15, 2022December 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Fried Egg WANTED Dead or Alive – £10,000 Reward [Sponsored Post]

Scrambled eggs with chives on top
August 20, 2021August 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Scrambled Eggs: Breakfast or Lunch Special Anyone Can Cook

A boiled egg with soldiers.
January 25, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Boiled Egg With Soldiers: Line Them Up For a Tasty Breakfast

A scotch egg sliced in half-min
August 14, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Scotch Egg: Another Strange English Food Thing

Bulbs and noodles make a good mix
September 8, 2017September 8, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Noobulbs (bulbs made out of noodles)

Tumble dryer eggs
June 29, 2016January 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tumble Dryer Eggs (like scrambled eggs, but with tumble dryers)

Egg and pineapple soup!
January 4, 2016January 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Egg and Pineapple Soup!

Eggs
September 16, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Many and Varied Reasons why Eggs aren’t Egregious!

Swizzle stick
July 5, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History Of The Swizzle Stick

January 28, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Can Science Unscramble Scrambled Eggs?

May 6, 2014January 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Omurice: The Psychotic Tale of the World’s Most Disturbed Omelettes

January 20, 2014January 20, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

How To Have a Conversation About Eggs

March 23, 2013July 18, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of the Egg and Spoon Race

February 6, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Use Your Head: Open Stuff The Easy Way

January 23, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Champagne and Egg Hot Pot

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