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Tag: Family

Petite Maman by Céline Sciamma
November 12, 2025November 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Petite Maman: Subtle French Fantasy on Grief & Loss 💔

The joys of tiger parenting
November 10, 2025November 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “We’re TIGER parents and bloody proud of it, too!” 🐯

Tinned soup for every meal
September 29, 2025September 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I feed my family nothing but tinned soups!” 🥫

The knife and fork is the destroyer of marriages
August 11, 2025August 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband can’t use a knife and fork!” 🍴

A brief history of the Snakes and Ladders board game
August 10, 2025August 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Snakes and Ladders: History and Absorbing Markov Chains Galore 🐍🪜

How kids can handle strict parents
July 28, 2025July 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Mummy and daddy are VERY STRICT what do I do!?” 😡

Husband's chronic phone addiction problem
July 8, 2025July 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband checks his phone constantly 24/7 WTF!?” 📱

Sleep Tight, Disgusting Blob by Huw Aaron
April 19, 2025April 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Sleep Tight, Disgusting Blob by Huw Aaron 🟢

The Wild Robot film
March 26, 2025March 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Wild Robot: Heartfelt Adventure With Many Feels 🤖

The shotgun vacuum cleaner product for safety
December 26, 2024December 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Vacuum Cleaner Shotgun 🔫🧹 [Sponsored Post]

When is the right time to buy a Christmas tree
October 21, 2024October 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “When is it time to put up the Christmas tree?!” 🎄⏱️

A husband's ham and jam sandwich addiction
September 9, 2024September 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband only eats ham and jam sandwiches!” 🥪🍓

When the family dog BETRAYS the family things turn nasty
September 2, 2024September 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “The family dog has BETRAYED us!” 🐶

The hellish world of family fueds and family members bickering in beautiful locations
August 27, 2024August 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “We’re having a family feud! HELP!” 🤬👪🤬

The Boredom of Broccoli with a child looking unhappy about her meal
June 24, 2024June 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My RUDE child says broccoli is ‘boring’!!!” 🥦🤬

A child drawing on a wall which is just plain wrong
June 17, 2024June 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I stop my child drawing on walls?!” 🧱

The tell tale signs your boyfriend is about to propose
June 11, 2024June 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is my boyfriend about to propose?!” 👰🤵💍

Baby's first word is brobdingnagian
May 13, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My baby’s first word was brobdingnagian… what does this mean?!” 👼

A lot of jam for when a husband starts a jam business
April 2, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband has started a jam business!” 🫙🍓

Cricket Through the Ages video game
March 10, 2024March 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Cricket Through the Ages: Silly Physics-Based Historical Record 🏏

Lonely Hearts Column 2024 Women Seeking Men
January 8, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2024: Women Seeking Men 👩❤️

When film night goes wrong with explosions and flames
January 2, 2024January 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my film night keep going wrong?!” 🎞️💥

Addicted to picnics
December 4, 2023December 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “HELP! I’m addicted to picnics!” 🧺

Three Identical Strangers 2018 documentary film
March 29, 2023March 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Three Identical Strangers: Loss, Love, and Human Experimentation

Alba: A Wildlife Adventure game
March 12, 2023March 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Alba: A Wildlife Adventure is Cute and Wholesome Family Fun

A husband and wife arguing about their being too many Christmas decorations
December 27, 2022December 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Hubby refuses to take the Christmas decorations down!”

Bloop Peter the profane kids TV show
December 13, 2022December 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bloop Peter: Obscene Take on the Classic Blue Peter Kids Show

Big the 1988 film with Tom Hanks
December 7, 2022December 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Big: Tom Hanks Fantasy Comedy Romp With Floor Keyboards

Leave No Trace the 2018 film
November 30, 2022November 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Leave No Trace: Excellent Drama on PTSD Affecting Family Life

Temper Tantrum Travels for space tourism
November 9, 2022November 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Temper Tantrum Travels: Budget Space Tourism for Families [Sponsored Post]

Lorenzo's Oil the 1992 film
October 26, 2022October 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Lorenzo’s Oil: Compassionate Take on Severe Neurological Condition

Every home needs an obsidian sphere
September 8, 2022August 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Obsidian Spheres “R” Us [Sponsored Post]

Super Dinner Table Flipping
August 28, 2022August 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Super Dinner Table Flipping (Cho Chabudai Gaeshi): Flip Your Lid!

How to create children who aren't spoiled
August 2, 2022August 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I deal with spoiled brats for kids?”

Fall Guys the indie game
July 3, 2022July 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Fall Guys: Mini-Games, Jellybeans, Joy, Carnage… FUN!

Haiku Friday - Household Chores Spick & Span Special
April 29, 2022April 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #13: Household Chores Spick & Span Special

Laura's Lopsided Lemonade Stand
April 21, 2022April 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Laura’s Lopsided Lemonade Stand [Sponsored Post]

Happy Hank's Holidays & Halitosis Ltd.
March 31, 2022March 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

“Happy” Hank’s Holidays & Halitosis Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

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