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A bottle of Ribena
December 16, 2021December 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ribena: Fruit Squash That Bolstered Many a Childhood

The first picture of a human being
October 26, 2021October 26, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The First Photographs from History (the 19th century)

The Cookie Monster holding cookies
October 1, 2021October 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Cookie Monster: Tribute to This Most Depraved Blue Being

Alien spaceships shooting at a city
July 27, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #8: Intergalactic Aliens on the Pull

A cartoon Christmas pudding
July 16, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Pudding: Ultimate Dessert Packs a Fiery Punch

Mince pies piled on top of each other
June 11, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mince Pies: Christmas Desserts Served in Foil Cases

A Boglin toy in its cage box
June 10, 2021June 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Boglins: Mattel’s Goblin-Themed ’80s Toys Are a Laugh

The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle
May 29, 2021May 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle

Aliens below a spaceship on Earth
May 27, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #7: Aliens Behaving Badly on Holiday

A man looking at his watch realising it's time to take his top off
April 9, 2021April 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband always walks around with his top off!”

March 30, 2021March 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lucille Bluth: Jessica Walter’s Finest Performance

A close up of some larva
March 23, 2021March 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I think I have head lice!”

A pregnant woman sitting down holding her stomach with a dog at her feet.
February 2, 2021January 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I tell if I’m pregnant?”

Magical Place Toys R Us advert from 1990
February 1, 2021February 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Toys “R” Us Magical Place Christmas TV Advert Debate

The Fantastic Dinosaur Adventure by Gerald Durrell
January 23, 2021March 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Fantastic Dinosaur Adventure by Gerald Durrell

A selection of Christmas presents
December 28, 2020December 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Disaster (and some good bits)

Stig of the Dump bu Clive King
December 19, 2020December 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Stig of the Dump by Clive King

A cartoon snowman in the snow at Christmas
December 14, 2020December 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Statement: Christmas is Not on Track

The Cheater's Guide to Love by Junot Díaz
November 21, 2020November 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Cheater’s Guide to Love by Junot Díaz

An assortment of fun marzipan shapes for a dessert.
November 3, 2020November 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Join the Masters of Marzipan cult!”

The Raggy Dolls
October 14, 2020October 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Raggy Dolls: A Fun Show For Kids About Rejects

How to be a Little Sod by Simon Brett
October 3, 2020October 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to be a Little Sod by Simon Brett

A robotic dog.
September 21, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: RoboDog Extraordinaire—Fido 2.0

The Wombles
September 9, 2020September 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Wombles: Cute Rodents That Saved Wimbledon

Fresh vegetables piled together
August 25, 2020August 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I make my kids eat vegetables?”

Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss
August 15, 2020March 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss

The Kings of Summer
August 12, 2020August 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Kings of Summer: Upbeat Romp Full of Youthful Energy

Garfield at Large
July 4, 2020July 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Garfield by Jim Davis

Sam's Sandwich by David Pelham
June 20, 2020June 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Sam’s Sandwich by David Pelham

Babe film from 1995
June 10, 2020June 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Babe: A Most Excellent Film About a Pig *OINK*

Danny, The Champion of the World by Roald Dahl
May 23, 2020March 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Danny, the Champion of the World by Roald Dahl

James and the Giant Peach book cover
May 16, 2020March 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl

April 29, 2020April 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

An American Tail: Amblin Entertainment Romp With Mice

The Borrowers by Mary Norton
April 18, 2020April 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Borrowers by Mary Norton

A man eating some food looking anxious
April 14, 2020April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend talks with his mouth full!”

The Wind in the Willows by Kenneth Grahame
April 11, 2020April 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Wind in the Willows by Kenneth Grahame

Where's Wally? By Martin Handford
April 4, 2020March 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Where’s Wally? by Martin Handford

A psychotic young boy holding a bloodstained axe
March 26, 2020March 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My child is a heathenish fiend!”

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