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Tag: Fashion

Phantom Thread by Paul Thomas Anderson
December 3, 2025December 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Phantom Thread: Elegant Period Drama With Extra Panache 🧵

Interior design for cat owners
July 10, 2025July 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

CardBoard: Interior Design for Terrified Cat Owners 🏠🐱 [Sponsored Post]

Older male perm envy special
April 1, 2025April 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband got a perm for his mid-life crisis” 💇

The Selfish Jeans science book
February 10, 2025February 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Selfish Jeans: Great Books That Never Were 👖

Bobble Hat bulldozers for winter weather construction
January 30, 2025January 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Bobble Hat Bulldozers – For Winter Construction!!! 👷🚧 [Sponsored Post]

Third Arm Cosmetic Surgery Enterprises Ltd.
December 5, 2024December 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Third Arm Cosmetic Surgery Enterprises Ltd. 💪 [Sponsored Post]

Aftershave is the saviour of society
October 28, 2024October 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband obsessed with aftershave?!” 🧴

Trainers are the first sign of relationship problems
August 5, 2024August 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my boyfriend obsessed with trainers?” 👟

Men wearing pink shirts to the office guide
July 30, 2024July 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Manly Men Wearing Pink Shirts at Work Employment Law Guide 👚

Real men wear only t-shirts
July 29, 2024July 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my boyfriend only ever wear t-shirts?!” 👕

Angry Janet's Nail Bar full of angry customers
May 30, 2024May 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Angry Janet’s Nail Bar 💅 [Sponsored Post]

A manager with a mullet in a corporate working environment
April 30, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mullets at Work: The Laws Regarding Hairdo Abominations

When a husband grows a terrible mullet it looks like this
April 29, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has grown a mullet…” 💈

March 29, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Wearing Dressing Gowns at Work (Austere Business Guide) 😑

Should men wearing bobble hats be made illegal
March 11, 2024March 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should my husband wear bobble hats!?” 🟣

Annie Hall the 1977 Woody Allen film
September 6, 2023September 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Annie Hall: Woody Allen’s Take on the Absurdity of Love

The floordrobe where men leave their clothes on the floor
August 14, 2023August 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My man’s FLOORDROBE habit is gross!”

Men wearing graphic t-shirts on dates
July 3, 2023July 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do men wear graphic t-shirts on dates?!”

Selfie University - Enrol Now for Ego Admissions
June 29, 2023June 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Join Selfie University for Degrees in Egotism [Sponsored Post]

A woman being forced to carry her boyfriend's things
June 19, 2023June 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should I REFUSE to carry my boyfriend’s stuff?”

The Who Sell Out album with Odorono the song
June 17, 2023June 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Odorono: The Who Track Celebrating Deodorant & Singing

A woman wearing high heels at work, potentially bankrupting the businesses
June 2, 2023June 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

High Heels at Work: Employment Laws on Artificially Taller Women

Belly button fluff will send you straight to hell
May 29, 2023May 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Is there a CURE for male belly button fluff!?”

Male Belly Button Fluff Removal Service
May 25, 2023May 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Male Belly Button Fluff Removal Service [Sponsored Post]

Hatris the Tetris like 1990 game
May 14, 2023May 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Hatris: Like Tetris… But With Hats (not a word of a lie)

Responding to a woman about if her bum looks big
March 20, 2023March 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My wife keeps asking if her ‘bum’ looks big”

Janis Joplin and the Pearl album
March 11, 2023March 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Janis Joplin: Sassy Lady With Epic Dress Sense (blues special)

Do you date a monobrow guy
March 6, 2023March 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has a monobrow!”

The horror of novelty slippers at work
February 14, 2023February 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Novelty Slippers at Work Employment Law Guide

Concrete Soap
February 9, 2023January 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

CONCRETE SOAP [Sponsored Post]

Speedos ruin the workplace
December 12, 2022April 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Speedos at Work: Laws Regarding Speedos in the Workplace

Camouflaged employees destroy society
October 17, 2022October 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Camouflage at Work: Laws on Employees and Obscurity

Ibex Insurance Ltd.
October 6, 2022September 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ibex Insurance Ltd. is the GOAT [Sponsored Post]

Santa's Lovely Christmas Jumper
September 23, 2022September 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Lovely Christmas Jumper

Haley's Hopeless Hair Drying Company Ltd.
September 22, 2022September 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Haley’s Hopeless Hair Drying Company Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

When your hair gets angry and demands a perm
August 1, 2022August 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “My head of hair is demanding a perm!”

Carla's Curious Cape Construction Company
July 28, 2022July 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Carla’s Curious Cape Construction Company 🦸 [Sponsored Post]

Men wearing shorts during the summer
May 23, 2022May 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I stop men wearing shorts this summer!?”

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