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Tag: Films

Voice acting curtain call
July 14, 2019April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bad Video Game Voice Acting: A Celebration (of sorts)

Congo 1995 film poster
July 11, 2019July 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Congo: “Stop eating my sesame cake!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

congo - cinema quad movie poster (1).jpg
July 10, 2019May 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Congo: Forgotten Crichton Adaptation With a Talking Ape

July 5, 2019July 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Forrest Gump: “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get” Quote Off!

The Sword in the Stone by Disney
June 26, 2019June 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Sword in the Stone: Fond Memories of Disney’s ’60s Romp

Memento
June 12, 2019October 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Memento: Christopher Nolan’s Breakout Masterpiece

24 Hour Party People
May 8, 2019April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

24 Hour Party People: Creative Take on the Madchester Era

Forgotton Anne
May 5, 2019April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Forgotton Anne: Charming & Fantastical Cinematic Adventure

Jurassic Park (1993) movie logo
May 1, 2019August 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Jurassic Park: Roar! It’s 1993’s Landmark Dino Epic

April 24, 2019February 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dances With Wolves: Epic With a Prominent Costner Moustache

Crocodile Dundee
April 18, 2019April 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Crocodile Dundee: “You call that a knife?” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Avatar
April 10, 2019December 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Avatar: 10th Anniversary For Divisive Space Romp

Terminator 2 Judgment Day
April 3, 2019December 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Terminator 2: Judgment Day is Bloody Excellent, Baby

Silhoutte of women on the phone
April 1, 2019April 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: The Lord of the Ringtones

Dennis Pennis
March 26, 2019January 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dennis Pennis: The Celebrity Interviewer Ready With Insults

Pumpkin pie
March 4, 2019November 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Pie Hard (pie-based action romp)

District 9
February 27, 2019April 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

District 9: 10th Anniversary For Clever Sci-Fi Social Satire

Clouds with sunshine shining through
February 13, 2019February 13, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Sunshine Blogger Award #2: We Answer Some Questions

Awakenings
February 12, 2019June 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Awakenings: Introspective Medical Drama on Discovering Life

The Last Samurai
February 6, 2019December 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Last Samurai: Underrated Epic With an On-Form Cruise

Ravenous soundtrack image
February 1, 2019September 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ravenous’ Soundtrack: Banjos, Existential Dismay, & Quirk

True Lies - Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger
January 30, 2019February 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

True Lies: An Excellent Film – A Truthful Lie

The Terminator
January 23, 2019February 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Terminator: It’ll Be Back (for another showing on TV)

Monty Python's Life of Brian.
January 16, 2019March 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Life of Brian: Worshipping Monty Python’s Masterpiece

Death skull flag
January 8, 2019January 3, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Ruined By Adding “Plague” Into The Title

Toy Story
December 6, 2018December 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Toy Story: “This isn’t flying, it’s falling with style” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Badlands
November 28, 2018December 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Badlands: Legendary Subversive Crime Romp is Still Epic

The Silence of the Lambs
October 31, 2018February 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Silence of the Lambs: Classic Horror-Fest for Halloween

Goodfellas
October 24, 2018May 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Goodfellas: The Masterpiece of a Gangster Movie

Stranded - I've come from a plane that crashed on the mountains
October 10, 2018April 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Stranded: I’ve come from a plane that crashed on the mountains

Predator
September 26, 2018March 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Predator: We’ve Got Time To Bleed For 1987’s Macho Masterpiece

Nic Cage
September 19, 2018April 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Nicolas Cage: Deconstructing the Enigma

Movie making equipment
September 11, 2018September 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 High-Concept Movie Pitches For Hollywood

Scream
August 29, 2018March 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Wilhelm Scream: Cinema’s Great Former Secret Unmasked

Tangerines
August 28, 2018August 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Improved By Adding “Scurvy” Into The Title

August 26, 2018August 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Three Tips To Becoming A Costume Designer – Resa McConaghy

Citizen Kane
August 3, 2018July 28, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Citizen Kane: “Rosebud” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Shut Up
July 30, 2018July 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Ruined By Adding “Shut Up” Into The Title

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