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Tag: Food

Lemon history with many lemons
August 26, 2022August 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Lemons 🍋

The Cheese-Based History of Cheesecake
August 19, 2022September 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Cheesecake 🧀🍰

Orange Juice With Bits includes a picture of Satan and Hell
August 15, 2022August 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Berserk Orange Juice: The Heavy Metal Band Keen on Vitamin C

The History of Miso Soup
August 5, 2022July 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Miso Soup

The history of la baguette
July 29, 2022July 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of la Baguette 🥖

Nuclear Teapot the indie game
July 17, 2022July 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Nuclear Teapot: Brew Up Some Carnage in Tea-Fest

The History of Popcorn
July 15, 2022July 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Popcorn 🍿

Julie & Julia the 2009 film about Julia Child
July 13, 2022November 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Julie & Julia: Streep and Adams in Food-Based Comedy Drama

Crustless sandwiches aren't evil
July 4, 2022July 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Crustless Sandwiches at Work: Laws For No Crusts With Bread

The History of Pizza
July 1, 2022July 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Pizza 🍕

The history of houmous
June 24, 2022June 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Hummus (or houmous, if you prefer that)

BBQ employment laws for work
June 21, 2022June 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

BBQs at Work: The Laws on Barbecues in the Office

The history of cheese
June 17, 2022June 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Cheese 🧀

The history of sushi
June 10, 2022June 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Sushi 🍣

Frank's Flower Shop
June 9, 2022May 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Frank’s Flower Shop (with Wigan Kebabs) [Sponsored Post]

The History of Burgers
June 3, 2022March 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Greasy History of Burgers (and some other patty facts) 🍔

The history of quiche
May 27, 2022May 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Quiche is the French Tart With Pastry & Cheesy Goodness

A batch of flapjacks (oat bars)
May 19, 2022May 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Flapjacks: Baked Cereal Bar is Rectangular and Golden

Flake Chocolate bar
May 13, 2022May 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Flake Chocolate Bar: The Folded Milk Chocolate Oppulence Thing

A woman struggling to open a difficult jar... she needs a man!
May 2, 2022April 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Women keep asking me to open pickle jars!”

Pink wafer biscuits
April 22, 2022April 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Pink Wafer Biscuits are the Lightweight Flamboyant Biccies

Laura's Lopsided Lemonade Stand
April 21, 2022April 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Laura’s Lopsided Lemonade Stand [Sponsored Post]

Welsh seaweed Laverbread with toast on a plate
April 14, 2022April 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Laverbread: Historic Welsh Seaweed Bread is Gwych!

Jammie Dodgers biscuits pack
April 8, 2022April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Jammie Dodgers are Tasty Biscuits With a Jam Filling

Sandra’s Substandard Beauty Salon & Burgers
April 7, 2022March 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Sandra’s Substandard Beauty Salon & Burgers 💇🍔 [Sponsored Post]

Cullen Skink soup by Baxters
April 1, 2022April 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Cullen Skink: Scotland’s Best EVER Soup Dish is Och!

A box of Maltesers
March 25, 2022March 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Maltesers: Ultra-Light Circular Chocolate is a Yes

Liquorice Allsorts packet
March 18, 2022March 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Liquorice Allsorts: Super Sweets That Define Childhoods

Sandy the Sandwich naming algorithm
March 14, 2022March 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Sandy the Sandwich Naming Algorithm

Garibaldi Biscuits
March 11, 2022March 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Garibaldi Biscuits: This Flies’ Graveyard is a Tasty Snack

Jam arranged in colourful jars
March 8, 2022March 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How much is TOO much jam?”

The Marmite Cookbook by Paul Hartley
March 5, 2022March 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Marmite Cookbook by Paul Hartley

McVitie's Hobnob biscuits
March 4, 2022February 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Hobnob Biscuit: Iconic Jumbo Oats Biscuit For Tough People

Angel Delight dessert
February 25, 2022March 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Angel Delight: Powdered Dessert For Working Class Scumbags

Buy Cement Now!
February 24, 2022February 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Buy Cement! Now! NOW!! NOW!!! [Sponsored Post]

A packed out sandwich
February 22, 2022February 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband likes sandwiches more than me!”

Some random restaurants next to neon lights
February 21, 2022February 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Random Restaurants: Food Things to Consider (rate my plate!)

Employees celebrating in an office by not pushing each other
February 14, 2022February 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Jostling at Work: Laws on Pushing & Elbowing in the Workplace

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