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Tag: Food

Jam arranged in colourful jars
March 8, 2022March 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How much is TOO much jam?”

The Marmite Cookbook by Paul Hartley
March 5, 2022March 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Marmite Cookbook by Paul Hartley

McVitie's Hobnob biscuits
March 4, 2022February 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Hobnob Biscuit: Iconic Jumbo Oats Biscuit For Tough People

Angel Delight dessert
February 25, 2022March 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Angel Delight: Powdered Dessert For Working Class Scumbags

Buy Cement Now!
February 24, 2022February 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Buy Cement! Now! NOW!! NOW!!! [Sponsored Post]

A packed out sandwich
February 22, 2022February 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband likes sandwiches more than me!”

Some random restaurants next to neon lights
February 21, 2022February 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Random Restaurants: Food Things to Consider (rate my plate!)

Employees celebrating in an office by not pushing each other
February 14, 2022February 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Jostling at Work: Laws on Pushing & Elbowing in the Workplace

A Bourbon biscuit
February 11, 2022February 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bourbon Biscuits: The Tea Dunking Biscuit Powerhouse

A bag of Bassetts Jelly Babies
February 4, 2022February 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Jelly Babies: Squishy Sweets That Resemble Obese Sprogs

Banoffee pie
January 28, 2022January 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Banoffee Pie: Banana Happy Dessert Oozes Portmanteau

Psycho Ken's Cooking Oil Recovery Team
January 27, 2022January 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Psycho Ken’s Cooking Oil Recovery Team [Sponsored Post]

Two very cute examples of latte art
January 25, 2022October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Latte Art: Coffee, Microfoam, and Mini Masterpieces

A man rioting with a bottle that's on fire
January 24, 2022January 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Rioting at Work: Rules and Laws on Workplace Anarchy

Hula Hoops crisps
January 21, 2022January 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Hula Hoops: Hollowed Cylinders Make for Fun Crisps

Three Eton Mess desserts
January 14, 2022January 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Eton Mess: Upper Class Dessert With Strawberries

Pease pudding in a bowl
January 7, 2022December 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pease Pudding: Boiled Legumes Dish Resembling Sludge

Stargazy pie with fish poking out of the pie crust
December 31, 2021December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Stargazy Pie: Quirky Fish Dish is a Cornish Delight

A garlic clove
December 30, 2021December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband stinks of garlic!”

Heinz Christmas Dinner Big Soup in a tin
December 25, 2021December 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Dinner Big Soup: Is This Heinz’s Masterpiece?

Red Leicester cheese from supermarket Iceland
December 23, 2021December 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Red Leicester: Is This Britain’s Greatest Cheese?

A bowl of turmeric with raisins nearby
December 17, 2021December 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Turmeric at Work: Employment Laws For Yellow Aromatic Powder

A bottle of Ribena
December 16, 2021December 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ribena: Fruit Squash That Bolstered Many a Childhood

Chainsaw Chopsticks
December 14, 2021December 14, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Chainsaw Chopsticks For a Deliciously Dangerous Meal

Fentiman's Dandelion & Burdock drink
December 10, 2021November 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Dandelion and Burdock: Distinct Beverage With a Kick

Lucozade the energy drink
December 3, 2021November 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lucozade: The Sporty Fizzy Drink is a British Legend

Golden Wonder Cheese and Onion crisps
November 26, 2021November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cheese & Onion Crisps: Tribute to This Oddball Potato Chip Combo

A collection of cartoon space rockets and the cosmos
November 22, 2021November 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Dandelion & Burdock (and space)

A can of Camden Town Brewery's Marmite Ale
November 20, 2021November 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Marmite Ale: Lowdown on the Yeast-Based Beer Extravaganza

A collection of digestive biscuits
November 19, 2021March 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Digestive Biscuits: Iconic British Snack Perfect For Tea

Santa Claus eating a chocolate chip cookie
November 16, 2021November 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Mince Pie Eating Competition

An assortment of Jaffa Cakes
November 12, 2021November 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jaffa Cakes: Legendary Biscuit-Sized Cakes Own ALL!

An assortment of fish fingers
November 5, 2021October 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fish Fingers: Iconic Battered Whitefish-Based Stick is Tasty

Frank's Fried Chicken & Furniture Shop & Cafe
November 4, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Frank’s Fried Chicken & Furniture Shop & Café [Sponsored Post]

October 21, 2021October 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bedfordshire Clanger: Gargantuan Pastry Dish Includes Apples

Gastro Obscura book
October 16, 2021October 17, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Gastro Obscura: Food Curiosities From Around the World

A doner kebab from Doner Haus in Manchester.
October 15, 2021October 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Doner Kebabs: England’s Favourite Drunken Late Night Dinner

Two glasses of red wine near to a fireplace
October 12, 2021October 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Recipe: Deep-Fried Red Wine (For the Oenophile in All of Us)

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