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Tag: Football

Copa 71 the football documentary
March 16, 2024March 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Copa 71: Docu On Women’s World Cup and a FIFA Ban ⚽

A chip butty with ketchup
May 21, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Chip Butty: History of This Stodge Happy Sandwich

A football crowd at a match one beautiful evening
December 12, 2019December 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband is a football hooligan!”

Sega Worldwide Soccer Euro 2000 Edition
December 8, 2019December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Sega Worldwide Soccer Euro 2000 Edition: The Bizarre Dreamcast Footballer

Cabbage
June 26, 2018June 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cabbage Pitch (cabbage-based sports pitch)

Football
March 30, 2018May 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Kneeball (much better than football)

Frogs playing sports games
January 9, 2018January 8, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 Exciting New Words for the Sports Industry

Drunken football riots
March 31, 2017March 31, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Lack of Drunken Football Riots Investigated by FA

January 22, 2015August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Tinned Full English Breakfasts: A Detailed Analysis

Europe
July 2, 2014January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Understanding Geography: Part 1 – Europe!

May 2, 2014November 1, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Your Favourite Football Players Discuss Physics

April 16, 2013October 9, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why You Must Not Sit On Tree

April 11, 2013October 14, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Ruin Spring For Everyone

A man wearing a kilt male skirt
October 30, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Case For Male Skirts

Olympic stadium with only one man sitting down on the seats
March 11, 2012August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Events They Should Have Included At The Olympics 2012

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