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Tag: Grammar

A battle scene due to the boss banning the use of Oxford Commas
November 15, 2022November 14, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Oxford Comma at Work: The Law on a Final Comma in Lists

Typos guarantee business bankruptcy
November 8, 2022November 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Typos at Work: The Law on Spelling Error Procedures

Rebels Without a Subordinate Clause
September 27, 2022September 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Rebels Without a Subordinate Clause: TV Shows That Never Were

Gary's Grate Grammur-Lesson's
July 7, 2022July 7, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Gary’s Grate Grammur Lesson’s [Sponsored Post]

Buffy the Ampersand Slayer
June 7, 2022June 8, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Buffy the Ampersand Slayer: The Great TV Show That Never Was

An alien holding a placard explaining the importance of the Oxford comma
May 3, 2022April 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #11: Pedantic Aliens Demand the Oxford Comma

Deep space with billions of planets and stars
September 29, 2020September 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Business Health & Safety Requirements in Space

Is active voice bad or good?
September 10, 2020September 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Active Voice: Time to Get Passive-Aggressive About Sentences

A Void by Georges Perec
March 12, 2017January 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

A Void by Georges Perec

Is it you're or your?
September 29, 2016October 5, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend always gets ‘your’ and ‘you’re’ wrong!”

Unnecessary spelling
May 26, 2016May 26, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Why is “Unnecessary” so Unnecessarily Difficult to Spell?

Umbrella
February 12, 2016November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ermbrella (like umbrellas, but with elocution)

Satsumas
November 11, 2015November 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Fruit: Sittingsumas (like satsumas, but with better English)!

Independent clause
November 6, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Films That Never Were: Rebel Without an Independent Clause

Sushi
April 7, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

If There’s Wasabi… Why Isn’t There Wereabi?

April 6, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Is Goat’s Cheese?

English written in a fancy font
September 30, 2012August 4, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Guide to English

A language board filled with grammatical terms.
August 21, 2012February 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Why Youth Slang is Annoying

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