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Is active voice bad or good?
September 10, 2020September 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Active Voice: Time to Get Passive-Aggressive About Sentences

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March 12, 2017January 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

A Void by Georges Perec

Is it you're or your?
September 29, 2016October 5, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend always gets ‘your’ and ‘you’re’ wrong!”

Unnecessary spelling
May 26, 2016May 26, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Why is “Unnecessary” so Unnecessarily Difficult to Spell?

Umbrella
February 12, 2016December 27, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ermbrella (like umbrellas, but with elocution)

Satsumas
November 11, 2015November 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Fruit: Sittingsumas (like satsumas, but with better English)!

Independent clause
November 6, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Films That Never Were: Rebel Without an Independent Clause

Sushi
April 7, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

If There’s Wasabi… Why Isn’t There Wereabi?

April 6, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Is Goat’s Cheese?

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September 30, 2012February 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Guide to English

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August 21, 2012February 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Why Youth Slang is Annoying

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