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A woman laughing.
September 28, 2020September 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My wife’s laugh really annoys me!”

A full English breakfast with baked beans, toast, a sausage, hash brown, and mash.
September 25, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Full English Breakfasts: Explaining This Ode to Gluttony

A bald man with a gold chain around his neck.
September 24, 2020September 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop going bald?!”

A robotic dog.
September 21, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: RoboDog Extraordinaire—Fido 2.0

Mario Bros bottle factory for Game & Watch from 1983.
September 20, 2020October 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Bros. Bottle Factory Game & Watch: Smashing!

Mario's Cement Factory on the Game & Watch.
September 20, 2020December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mario’s Cement Factory: Game & Watch Classic is Concrete

A cartoon baby sneezing because of the common cold.
September 18, 2020March 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I recover from a cold?”

Two women employees in cartoon form, one of whom is sneezing whilst the other is annoyed by this.
September 17, 2020September 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to Manage Sneezing at Work

Heinz spotted dick sponge pudding in a can
September 15, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Spotted Dick: Definitely a Tasty British Pudding

A man saying he itches a lot
September 14, 2020September 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband itches himself at embarrassing times!”

A Reply Guy sitting behind his Apple Mac computer.
September 11, 2020September 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Reply Guys: Documenting This Responsive Online Craze

The Wombles
September 9, 2020September 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Wombles: Cute Rodents That Saved Wimbledon

A head louse lying on its back in the dark
September 7, 2020September 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have head lice and nits!”

September 6, 2020September 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Live from Manchester UK—Graffiti!

A toilet with a red tiled background
September 3, 2020September 3, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps clogging the toilet!”

Oranges hanging in a tree
September 1, 2020August 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have scurvy! What do I do?” 

Fresh vegetables piled together
August 25, 2020August 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I make my kids eat vegetables?”

A person lifting their foot up, displaying their ankle behind socks
August 24, 2020August 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I’ve sprained my ankle!”

Fisherman's Friend original flavour
August 21, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fisherman’s Friend: Menthol Sweets Put Hair on Your Eyebrows

A man contemplating picking his nose whilst at work
August 20, 2020August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Can Employees Pick Their Nose At Work?

A man standing in a gas mask
August 18, 2020August 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has bad breath!”

A man holding his head in stress
August 17, 2020August 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I avoid dandruff?”

Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss
August 15, 2020March 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss

A scotch egg sliced in half-min
August 14, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Scotch Egg: Another Strange English Food Thing

A man clutching his stomach in pain
August 11, 2020July 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why do I get indigestion?”

Magic Eye: A New Way of Looking at the World
August 8, 2020August 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Magic Eye Books: Celebrating the Infuriating Staring Contest

A giant foot with toenails about to stamp on idyllic countryside
August 4, 2020July 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s toenail clippings are a deal breaker!”

A thermometer and a mixture of drugs
August 3, 2020July 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop my headache?”

A hammer with bent nails following some DIY
July 27, 2020July 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a DIY disaster!

Chorley Cakes powered with sugar
July 24, 2020September 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Chorley Cakes: Tasty Things From That There Lancashire

A man looking shocked at his broken tooth
July 21, 2020July 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why is my front tooth wobbling?”

A man holding his hands out to crack his knuckles
July 20, 2020July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Knuckle cracking… how do I make my husband stop?!”

Good Food for Bad Days by Jack Monroe
July 18, 2020August 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Good Food for Bad Days by Jack Monroe

Mushy peas
July 17, 2020November 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Manchester Caviar: All Hail to Mushy Peas

A bearded man adjusting his tie
July 13, 2020July 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s hairy chest has taken over his life!”

Business people having a meeting with two shaking hands
July 10, 2020July 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Returning to Work After Coronavirus: The Professional Moron Story

A female tennis playing hitting a ball
July 6, 2020January 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Grunting in Tennis: A History of Screaming on the Court

A building from the indie game Townscaper
July 5, 2020October 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Townscaper: Glorious Artistic Town Creater For Everyone

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