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Tag: Lifestyle

Traditional English fish & chips
July 2, 2020July 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Fish & Chips: The Dish That Defines a Nation

A cement mixer in a construction yard
June 30, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cement Bitcher (like a cement mixer, but bitchier)

A man performing the butterfly swimming stroke in a pool
June 26, 2020June 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Butterfly Stroke: Explaining The Swimming Style From Hell

A giant smiling pink mouth with teeth
June 25, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bombjela (like bonjela, but more explosive)

Theme Park on the Super Nintendo
June 21, 2020June 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Theme Park: SNES Construction Sim Port is Good

Sam's Sandwich by David Pelham
June 20, 2020June 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Sam’s Sandwich by David Pelham

Olive oil being poured into a glass cup
June 15, 2020June 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Olive Oil Soup (now with extra olives)

Babe film from 1995
June 10, 2020June 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Babe: A Most Excellent Film About a Pig *OINK*

A man getting upset and crying a bit with his nose on show
June 5, 2020June 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop my boyfriend’s nose hair?”

Baba Is You
May 31, 2020May 31, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Baba is You: Unique (and cute) Puzzle Game Indie Romp

Zenge
May 31, 2020May 31, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Zenge: Relaxing Puzzle Game Artistic Antics, Ahoy!

Sea spume
May 29, 2020May 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Hit Singles Ruined By Adding “Spume Island” Into the Title

Spume Island location
May 28, 2020May 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Spume Island: The Best Island in the World

The Who - Live at Leeds
May 26, 2020November 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

A Quick One, While He’s Away: Tribute to The Who’s Classic

Mario Kart Wii
May 24, 2020July 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart Wii: Super Addictive Motion Sensing Racing Thing

James and the Giant Peach book cover
May 16, 2020March 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl

clouds and wind
May 7, 2020April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Serenade For Winds: Mozart & Keeping Calm

April 29, 2020April 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

An American Tail: Amblin Entertainment Romp With Mice

April 28, 2020October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Cute Pixel Art: Celebrating a Bit of Retro Gaming Artistry

Love with a heart in the place of o
April 27, 2020April 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 New Pet Names To Use For Your Partner

Path of Giants
April 26, 2020April 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Path of Giants: Relaxing Teamwork Puzzler With Much Snow

April 25, 2020April 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Revisited: A Monk’s Guide to a Clean House and Mind

WordPress blogging logo
April 22, 2020April 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Real Neat Blog Award: Funky Questions & Answers

The Borrowers by Mary Norton
April 18, 2020April 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Borrowers by Mary Norton

A man eating some food looking anxious
April 14, 2020April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend talks with his mouth full!”

A colourful alphabet
April 13, 2020April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: The XYZ-Files (better than the X-Files)

The Wind in the Willows by Kenneth Grahame
April 11, 2020April 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Wind in the Willows by Kenneth Grahame

A cartoon pint of beer
April 10, 2020April 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband keeps having drunken fights!”

Frying pans in a kitchen cooking food
April 9, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Frying Pun—Cook Up a Wordplay Storm

A shark leaping out of the water on a beach near two human runners
April 6, 2020April 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Sharks and Recreation

Where's Wally? By Martin Handford
April 4, 2020March 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Where’s Wally? by Martin Handford

Isolated room with a light on in a grid
April 3, 2020April 3, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband is a self-isolating ignoramus!”

Kiai! A man doing a karate chop with a sunset background
April 2, 2020April 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Kiai & Other Martial Art Pondering

Questions and answers
March 30, 2020March 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mystery Blogger Award: Extra Life’s Questions… Answered!

Health kit
March 24, 2020September 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Self-Isolation: Your Fun & Officially Moronic Survival Kit

Vegan (ish) by Jack Monroe
March 21, 2020July 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Vegan (ish) by Jack Monroe 🥗

Problem solving
March 20, 2020March 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I deal with a problem-solving problem child?”

Tesco baked beans in tomato sauce
March 17, 2020September 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Baked Beans Price War of July 1994

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