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Tag: Marketing

Businessmen discussing customers around a customer chart
June 22, 2021June 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How to Communicate With Customers (without getting shut down)

Dr. Bob's Barmy Botox Boutique advertisement
June 17, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Dr. Bob’s Barmy Botox Boutique [Sponsored Post]

An alien spaceship abduction of a man at night
March 25, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #2: Hustling Aliens Out to Sell Goods

Three cartoon salesmen with a brown background
December 21, 2020December 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a salesman and keeps trying to swindle me!”

The moronic survey 2020
November 12, 2020November 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Moronic Survey 2020: Take Part in it Now, Dammit!

A Santa hat on a picket fence line in the snow.
November 9, 2020November 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Working 9 to 5 past 3 am (& US Election 2020 Response)

A Christmas snow seen, with trees and frost.
November 2, 2020November 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Hiring a Health & Safety Officer

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer smiling at Christmas
October 26, 2020October 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas & Coronavirus

Silhouettes of employees at work
October 5, 2020October 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Employee Lateness: How to Crack Down on Tomfoolery

Deep space with billions of planets and stars
September 29, 2020September 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Business Health & Safety Requirements in Space

Is active voice bad or good?
September 10, 2020September 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Active Voice: Time to Get Passive-Aggressive About Sentences

A man contemplating picking his nose whilst at work
August 20, 2020August 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Can Employees Pick Their Nose At Work?

A red employee amongst the blue, to indicate the best job candidate
July 14, 2020July 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Apply to Become the Professional Moron Apprentice!

Business people having a meeting with two shaking hands
July 10, 2020July 10, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Returning to Work After Coronavirus: The Professional Moron Story

Innovation in business
July 3, 2020August 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

7 Incredible Startup Ideas for the Business World

A cement mixer in a construction yard
June 30, 2020November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cement Bitcher (like a cement mixer, but bitchier)

A giant smiling pink mouth with teeth
June 25, 2020November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bombjela (like bonjela, but more explosive)

A hand pointing doing digital marketing things
June 4, 2020March 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

10 Fantastic Names For New Digital Agencies

Inception Noise
May 5, 2020May 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

BRAAM: Let’s Celebrate the Inception Noise

Business mission statement
January 9, 2020August 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

20 FREE Mission Statements For Businesses

Santa Claus picking up a Christmas item
December 23, 2019December 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Maladies & Mobilty Scooters

Winter Wonderlad
December 16, 2019March 6, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Bone-Crunching Accidents & Online Dating

Christmas gifts in multicoloured boxes
December 9, 2019December 31, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Terrifying Stocking Fillers & Santa Joins Instagram!

Disciplinary hearing
December 4, 2019December 3, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boss has called me to a disciplinary meeting!”

Let it snow!
December 2, 2019December 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Ho, Ho, Ho! Lots of Snow & Swearing!

Season's Greetings Christmas card with polar bears
November 25, 2019November 26, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Father Christmas Engages Nice Mode

YouTube Christmas Santa stream
November 18, 2019November 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: YouTube Live Streaming Chaos & A Day Off

Relax at Christmas with balls
October 28, 2019October 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Work-Life Balance & Deprivation Tanks for Relaxation

A toilet with a red background of tiles
October 11, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bogpipes (a bigger hygiene risk than bagpipes)

Christmas balls
October 8, 2019October 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: UN Interference and a New Nuclear Age

Santa Claus in red
October 1, 2019October 1, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Agadoo, Ice, Dead Elves, & Celeb Journos

Ice crystal
September 9, 2019September 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: Thawing out the factory (and frozen limbs)

First aid it with a frog
August 23, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Professional Moron First Aid Kit

People at work talking about business
August 9, 2019August 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Use the Toilet at Work

Arnold Schwarzenegger smiling happily
August 1, 2019June 25, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Schwarzenegger & Noodles: His Late ’80s Japanese Adverts

Mud
July 23, 2019July 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Mud Men (better than Mad Men)

Haas F1
July 17, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Haas F1 & Rich Energy: The Corporate Collapse

Hot dogs and other fast food
June 18, 2019June 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How Are Hot Dogs Made?

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