
Tag: Marketing


Dr. Bob’s Barmy Botox Boutique [Sponsored Post]

Alien Abduction Diary #2: Hustling Aliens Out to Sell Goods

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a salesman and keeps trying to swindle me!”

Moronic Survey 2020: Take Part in it Now, Dammit!

Santa Column: Working 9 to 5 past 3 am (& US Election 2020 Response)

Exclusive Santa Column: Hiring a Health & Safety Officer

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas & Coronavirus

Employee Lateness: How to Crack Down on Tomfoolery

Business Health & Safety Requirements in Space

Active Voice: Time to Get Passive-Aggressive About Sentences

Can Employees Pick Their Nose At Work?

Apply to Become the Professional Moron Apprentice!

Returning to Work After Coronavirus: The Professional Moron Story

7 Incredible Startup Ideas for the Business World

Exclusive Invention: The Cement Bitcher (like a cement mixer, but bitchier)

Exclusive Invention: Bombjela (like bonjela, but more explosive)

10 Fantastic Names For New Digital Agencies

BRAAM: Let’s Celebrate the Inception Noise

20 FREE Mission Statements For Businesses

Exclusive Santa Column: Maladies & Mobilty Scooters

Santa Column: Bone-Crunching Accidents & Online Dating

Santa Column: Terrifying Stocking Fillers & Santa Joins Instagram!

Agony Aunt: “My boss has called me to a disciplinary meeting!”

Exclusive Santa Column: Ho, Ho, Ho! Lots of Snow & Swearing!

Santa Column: Father Christmas Engages Nice Mode

Santa Column: YouTube Live Streaming Chaos & A Day Off

Santa Column: Work-Life Balance & Deprivation Tanks for Relaxation

Exclusive Invention: Bogpipes (a bigger hygiene risk than bagpipes)

Santa Column: UN Interference and a New Nuclear Age

Santa Column: Agadoo, Ice, Dead Elves, & Celeb Journos

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: Thawing out the factory (and frozen limbs)

Exclusive Invention: The Professional Moron First Aid Kit

How to Use the Toilet at Work

Arnold Schwarzenegger & Noodles: His Late ’80s Japanese Adverts

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Mud Men (better than Mad Men)

Haas F1 & Rich Energy: The Corporate Collapse
