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Toilet
July 5, 2018July 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are toilets and why are there so many of them?

A sword glowing in the sunlight
June 19, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

First come, first severed: The Most Violent Saying Ever

Missiles
March 27, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Service with a missile

Wind turbines in a sunset creating gusts
March 15, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Gust Posting (like guest posting, but windier)

Owl
February 22, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Towls (towels for owls)

Christmas and Santa Claus
December 4, 2017April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Shaking Up The Xmas Script

New pillow invention
September 9, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The PillOw (for those who detest sleep)

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January 2, 2016January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

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Camel Casing
November 18, 2015November 18, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Camel Casing: In The Making Of This Glorious Headline, no Camels were Harmed

Common cold
October 4, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Causes The Common Cold? Cold Calling!

Houmous
August 16, 2015January 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Heavenly Houmongous Houmous!

Crow
March 4, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

You’ve Heard Of Crowdsourcing – Now It’s Time For Crowsourcing!

Poo-Pourri
February 15, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Many Joys of Potpourri

Paul the Pentagon
January 25, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Failed Blog Mascot

Socks
March 7, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How To Advertise Socks

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