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Tag: Movies

September 17, 2015September 15, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Pulp Fiction 3D Remake: Cast Exclusively & Officially Revealed!

Tremors
September 15, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Graboids From Tremors Are Attacking Manchester!

Kermode and Mayo's Film Review Show
September 3, 2015July 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

We Cordially Invite You to Join the Church of Wittertainment

August 26, 2015May 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Classic Films: Quote Off Extravaganza – Noodle Special!

Jerry Maguire
August 20, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Jerry Maguire: “You had me at hello” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Gone with the Wind
August 13, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Gone with the Wind: “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Four Weddings and a Funeral
July 25, 2015December 31, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Four Weddings and a Funeral: “Is it still raining? I hadn’t noticed” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Sixth Sense
July 15, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Sixth Sense: “I see dead people” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Terminator
July 4, 2015January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Terminator: “I’ll be back” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Jurassic Park
June 27, 2015May 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Why Does Jeff Goldblum Say “Must go faster” In Jurassic Park & Independence Day?

Jaws Quint
June 20, 2015May 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Jaws: “You’re gonna need a bigger boat” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Jaws
June 13, 2015January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Jaws: Rejoice as Cinema Classic Hits 40

Shawshank Redemption
May 30, 2015April 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Shawshank Redemption: Check Out This Groovy 8 Bit NES Version

March 17, 2015October 27, 2019Mr. Wapojif

“How d’you like them apples?”: What Does This Saying Mean?

February 18, 2015February 19, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Oscars 2015: Our Craziest Predictions!

In Cold Blood by Truman Capote
February 1, 2015April 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

In Cold Blood by Truman Capote

January 31, 2015March 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best Of Robert Carlyle Being A Maniac In Films

January 30, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Space No One Can Hear You Make Ice Cream

The Terminator
January 21, 2015February 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best Of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Funny Movie Faces

January 16, 2015January 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

THE VERY BEST OF TOM CRUISE SHOUTING IN FILMS!

November 29, 2014January 6, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Trailer Reaction

May 23, 2014January 6, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Wind Rises: Studio Ghibli at its Finest

Apocalypse
April 23, 2014January 29, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Apocalypse Scenarios to Heartily Embrace

January 30, 2014January 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Why Sandwiches Should Play a Larger Role in Films

January 17, 2014January 17, 2014Mr. Wapojif

The Mongoose of Wall Street

November 22, 2013April 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Gravity: Space-Based Drama With Hot Pants

February 13, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Explosions Make For Great Movies

January 12, 2013May 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

5 Films Arnold Schwarzenegger Should’ve Been In

January 10, 2013April 23, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The 2013 Oscar Nominations Are In!

A yellow and blue parrot stretching its wing out
November 27, 2012August 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Parrots of the Caribbean: A Guide to Feathery Excellence

Prometheus (2012)
November 10, 2012April 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Prometheus (2012): Revisiting Ridley Scott’s Weird Alien Film

An old-school film camera
October 27, 2012February 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

New Ideas For Cinema’s Classic Films

A voting box in cartoon form.
October 9, 2012February 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Political Movement

August 16, 2012November 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Movie Remakes Hollywood Should Do Next

Batman
August 6, 2012November 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Nolan’s Batman Trilogy Rated via Vegetables

The Dark Knight Rises
June 26, 2012May 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Dark Knight Rises—A Bit of a Preview

We Need To Talk About Kevin
March 31, 2012March 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

We Need To Talk About Kevin: Dark Drama About Violence

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