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Tag: Movies

Casablanca - We'll always have Paris
March 22, 2017August 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Casablanca: “We’ll always have Paris” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Jurassic Park - Clever girl
February 23, 2017May 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Jurassic Park: “Clever girl…” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Jailer - Terry Gilliam in Monty Python's the Life of Brian
February 5, 2017April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of the Jailer from Monty Python’s Life of Brian

Bonnie and Clyde
January 29, 2017January 29, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Bonnie and Clyde: “We rob banks” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Casablanca - Here's looking at you, kid
December 30, 2016December 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Casablanca: “Here’s looking at you, kid” Quote Off Extravaganza!

If it bleeds we can kill it
December 24, 2016September 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Predator: “If it bleeds, we can kill it” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Acocalypse Now - I love the smell of napalm in the morning
December 14, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Apocalypse Now: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Propcorn - Popcorn and movie props
December 7, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Propcorn (movie props & popcorn all-in-one)

The Legend of Barney Thomson
November 30, 2016November 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Cemolina From the Legend of Barney Thomson

The Empire Strikes Back - I love You, I know
November 8, 2016July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Empire Strikes Back: “I Love You”, “I know” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Jiro Dreams of Sushi
October 27, 2016October 27, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Jiro Dreams of Sushi: 91st Birthday for Sushi’s Pre-Eminent Genius

A Few Good Men - You can't handle the truth
October 25, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

A Few Good Men: “You can’t handle the truth!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Cal - Titanic Calzones
October 24, 2016February 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Great Restaurants of Yore: Cal’s Titanic Calzones

Corn on the Cobb from Inception
September 1, 2016May 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Corn on the Cobb (Inception Inspired Dinner)

Conan the Barber Man
August 11, 2016August 11, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Conan the Barber Man

Aliens - Get away from her, you bitch!
July 31, 2016May 19, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: “Get away from her, you bitch!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Grizzly Man - Werner Herzog
July 17, 2016June 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Grizzly Man: Werner Herzog’s Remarkable Documentary

The Cove documentary
July 3, 2016October 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Cove: Celebrated Documentary which Took on the World

Blackfish
June 19, 2016January 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Blackfish: The World Changing Super Awesome Documentary

Titanic - Jack I'm flying
June 12, 2016February 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Titanic: “I’m flying… Jack!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Aliens
June 5, 2016April 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: 30th Anniversary For James Cameron’s Masterpiece

Ayrton Senna documentary
May 15, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Senna: An Inspiring F1 Documentary For Everyone

As Good As It Gets: You make me want to be a better man
April 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

As Good As It Gets: “You make me want to be a better man” Super Quote Off Extravaganza!

Jaws The Revenge
March 20, 2016September 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jaws: The Revenge—The Movie Abomination We Love

Hail, Caesar!
March 16, 2016August 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Hail, Caesar! Would that it were so simple

Fargo poster
March 8, 2016August 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Fargo: Kinda Funny Lookin’ 1996 Black Comedy Classic

Princess Mononoke DVD
February 14, 2016March 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Princess Mononoke: Behold Studio Ghibli’s Masterpiece

Empire of the Sun Steven Spielberg
December 6, 2015December 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Empire of the Sun: WWII Epic Coming-of-Age Drama 🌅

The Madness of King George
November 29, 2015November 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Madness of King George: The Art Behind Going Mad

The Land Before Time
November 16, 2015April 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Land Before Time: The Excellent Dino Animated Romp

Gone with the Wind poster
October 27, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Gone with the Wind: “You should be kissed” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Halloween pumpkin
October 26, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Halloween? No! Time To Celebrate Holloween!

Empire of the Sun by J. G. Ballard
September 18, 2015January 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Empire of the Sun by J.G. Ballard

September 17, 2015September 15, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Pulp Fiction 3D Remake: Cast Exclusively & Officially Revealed!

Tremors
September 15, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Graboids From Tremors Are Attacking Manchester!

Kermode and Mayo's Film Review Show
September 3, 2015July 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

We Cordially Invite You to Join the Church of Wittertainment

August 26, 2015May 30, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Classic Films: Quote Off Extravaganza – Noodle Special!

Jerry Maguire
August 20, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Jerry Maguire: “You had me at hello” Quote Off Extravaganza!

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