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Tag: Pets

Husband buys wife a pet goat for Christmas
December 16, 2025December 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband got me a pet goat for Christmas…” 🐐

Santa Claus with goldfish in the background
October 10, 2025October 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Getting a Pet Goldfish 🐟

When your boyfriend gets you a pet wasp
July 15, 2025July 14, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend got me a pet wasp… WTF?!” 🐝

Interior design for cat owners
July 10, 2025July 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

CardBoard: Interior Design for Terrified Cat Owners 🏠🐱 [Sponsored Post]

The great indoor vs outdoor cat debate
July 9, 2025July 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Indoor vs Outdoor Cat Debate 🐱

Why do cats love cardboard boxes?
July 5, 2025July 5, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Why Do Cats Love Cardboard Boxes? 📦

Dung Beetle Adoption Centre Ltd.
May 22, 2025May 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Dung Beetle Adoption Centre Ltd. 🪲 [Sponsored Post]

Bugaboo Pocket
April 27, 2025April 27, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Bugaboo Pocket: Virtual Pet Romp With Extra Buggy Cuteness🪲

Susan the Cat Food Appeal
February 20, 2025February 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Give Susan the Cat Food (or else) 🐈‍⬛ [Sponsored Post]

Cats and similarities with autism in humans
January 3, 2025January 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on Cats and Autistic Traits in Humans 🐈‍⬛♾️

Husband got a pet goose for Christmas
December 30, 2024December 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband got a pet goose for Christmas…” 🦢

Notes on cat beds
December 11, 2024December 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on Cat Beds (and pet furniture) 🐈‍⬛🛏️

Dog Songs by Mary Oliver
April 29, 2023September 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Dog Songs by Mary Oliver

Cattails the cat game
July 24, 2022July 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Cattails: It’s Stardew Valley… But With Cats (cute overload)!

Murray the hamster in evil mode
March 12, 2022March 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Murray the Hamster: Q1 2022 Report Card & KPIs

Gangrenous Gary's Giraffe Rental Service
February 3, 2022January 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Gangrenous Gary’s Giraffe Rental Service [Sponsored Post]

Pig 2021 film with Nic Cage
November 3, 2021April 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Pig: Nic Cage, a Hoofed Mammal, & One Powerful Film About Loss

Murray the Hamster up close with his nose
October 30, 2021November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Murray the Hamster: Q4 Report for the Furry Little Monster

Murray the Hamster
June 5, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Murray the Hamster: The Q1 Rodent Report

A cat walking during autumn
March 9, 2021July 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cats Walking: The Stealthy World of Direct Registering

A man holding a pet dog in the sunshine.
September 22, 2020September 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My dogs don’t social distance, will I go to jail?!”

A robotic dog.
September 21, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: RoboDog Extraordinaire—Fido 2.0

Underwater Dogs by Seth Casteel
May 9, 2020July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Underwater Dogs by Seth Casteel

A crocodile lying beside a pond
November 28, 2019November 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband bought our son a pet crocodile!”

August 28, 2019September 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective – The 1994 Goofball Jim Carrey Romp

A hamster with wood chippings on its head
March 27, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hamsters: Celebrating The Odd History of These Adorable Idiots

Cat jumping
January 9, 2019July 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Cats Jumping: Celebrating Feline Leaping Skills

Pigeon
September 30, 2018July 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Pigeons: In Praise Of These Epic Little Winged Beasts

The Guest Cat by Takashi Hiraide
September 29, 2018October 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Guest Cat by Takashi Hiraide

Firmin by Sam Savage
September 15, 2018January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Firmin by Sam Savage

Kids and a pet
April 20, 2018April 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should me and my girlfriend have kids or pets?!”

Steve the Hamster
October 31, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Steve the Hamster: 2017 Progress & KPI Report

Cat Quest
August 13, 2017April 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Cat Quest: Purrfect Puns in a Daft, Silly, & Cute RPG with Cats

Cat got your dung
December 5, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Cat got your dung?

Steve the Hamster
November 25, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Steve the Hamster: Annual Progress Report & KPI Assessment

The DuVet
October 13, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The DuVet (a duvet & veterinary clinic in one)

The bath mutt
September 7, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bath Mutt (like a bath mat… but not)

The cat flop
July 12, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cat Flop

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