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Tag: Relationships

Goatees are wrong
November 6, 2023November 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “WTF! My wife says my GOATEE is STUPID!!” 🧔‍♂️🤬

Men farting in bed
October 23, 2023October 21, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend lets rip in bed dilemma!” 🛏️🦨

Is dating hot men only a good idea
October 9, 2023October 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is dating guys just cos they’re hot a bad idea?”

A husband mansplaining a movie in bed to his wife
October 3, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Hubby keeps talking during movies!”

Why men get few matches on dating apps
September 18, 2023September 18, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do men get so few matches on dating apps?!?”

Annie Hall the 1977 Woody Allen film
September 6, 2023September 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Annie Hall: Woody Allen’s Take on the Absurdity of Love

A man being slapped for leering at a woman
September 4, 2023September 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is it OK to slap a man for being a jerk?”

SLAP! The online dating app about slapping jerk men
August 31, 2023August 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

SLAP! The Dating App That Punishes Jerks [Sponsored Post]

The floordrobe where men leave their clothes on the floor
August 14, 2023August 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My man’s FLOORDROBE habit is gross!”

A Single Man film
August 2, 2023August 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

A Single Man: Colin Firth Excels in Moving Ode to Grief

The Man Look - when a man losing his things and can't find them
July 31, 2023July 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “The Man Look – why can’t my husband find things?!”

Men who text only one word responses in online dating
July 24, 2023July 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do men on dating sites say nothing!?”

The annoyance of men playing with women's hair
July 17, 2023July 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my boyfriend play with my hair!?”

Men need to shave their legs
July 11, 2023July 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my husband shave his legs?!”

Men wearing graphic t-shirts on dates
July 3, 2023July 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do men wear graphic t-shirts on dates?!”

A fat man in a supermarket buying food and scaring women
June 26, 2023June 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps taking his top off in supermarkets”

A woman being forced to carry her boyfriend's things
June 19, 2023June 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should I REFUSE to carry my boyfriend’s stuff?”

Sideways the 2004 comedy-drama film
June 14, 2023June 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Sideways: Friendship & Mid-Life Crises (to the tune of wine)

A man refusing to take directions from his girlfriend
June 6, 2023June 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband refuses to ask for directions”

A couple being love bombed by bombs
May 22, 2023May 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband takes ‘love bombing’ literally…”

An older woman with food stuck in her teeth on a date
April 17, 2023April 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Spinach keeps getting stuck in my teeth on dates!”

Responding to a woman about if her bum looks big
March 20, 2023March 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My wife keeps asking if her ‘bum’ looks big”

Do you date a monobrow guy
March 6, 2023March 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has a monobrow!”

How to ask out a CEO
January 31, 2023January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

How to Ask Out Your CEO on a Date

A man putting his feet on the living room table (the worst of mankind)
January 30, 2023January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband PUTS HIS FEET UP on the living room table!”

A marriage ruined by drinks coasters
January 23, 2023January 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband REFUSES to use drinks coasters!!”

Poorly boiled rice destroys marriages
January 16, 2023January 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s lifelong battle failing to boil rice”

Lonely Hearts Column 2023 Men Seeking Women
January 3, 2023January 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Men Seeking Women

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Women Seeking Men
January 2, 2023January 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Women Seeking Men

A gross man who thinks he's James Bond
December 6, 2022November 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband fancies himself as James Bond!”

The Babe Magnet
November 22, 2022November 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Babe Magnet (for single geezers)

Yarr! The dating app for pirates
November 3, 2022November 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Yarr! The Dating App for Pirates [Sponsored Post]

A husband with a small penis
November 1, 2022November 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Can I divorce my husband due to his small wiener?!”

NaggoTron the nagging wife robot
October 24, 2022October 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I miss my wife so I built a nagging robot…”

The Meh situation with Men
October 11, 2022October 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s annoying ‘Meh’ habit…”

When men are scared of mother-in-laws
October 4, 2022October 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is scared of his mother-in-law!”

Women love boy racers
September 20, 2022September 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do boy racers keep trying to impress me!?”

Space with Earth and two conversation bubbles in a discussion
September 12, 2022September 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Me and Space have small talk. Am I nuts?!”

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