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Tag: Shopping

Chopin's Shoppin' Centre
November 6, 2025November 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Chopin’s Shoppin’ Centre! 🏪 [Sponsored Post]

Subconscious Self-Service Checkout Tills
April 10, 2025April 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Subconscious Self-Service Checkout Tills 🛍️ [Sponsored Post]

The Car Boot Car Boot Sales for car boots
June 20, 2024June 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Car Boot Car Boot Sale 🚗 [Sponsored Post]

The Worst Supermarket in the World
December 14, 2023December 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Worst Supermarket in the World [Sponsored Post]

A fat man in a supermarket buying food and scaring women
June 26, 2023June 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps taking his top off in supermarkets”

Frank's Flower Shop
June 9, 2022May 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Frank’s Flower Shop (with Wigan Kebabs) [Sponsored Post]

Sandra’s Substandard Beauty Salon & Burgers
April 7, 2022March 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Sandra’s Substandard Beauty Salon & Burgers 💇🍔 [Sponsored Post]

Frank's Fried Chicken & Furniture Shop & Cafe
November 4, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Frank’s Fried Chicken & Furniture Shop & Café [Sponsored Post]

Strange Simon's Sadistic Supermarket
August 19, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Strange Simon’s Sadistic Supermarket [Sponsored Post]

An escalator
August 23, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Escalacalculator (all-in-one mathematics & movement)

Christmas present ideas from Santa
September 28, 2017April 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Annual Christmas Shopping List

Who invented the flamethrower
May 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

The Flamethrower: Who Invented It & What Are Its Modern Uses?

Plastic bags
October 18, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Plastic Bag

October 31, 2014November 1, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of Self-Service Checkouts…

October 30, 2014October 29, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise Of Self-Service Checkouts!

How to deal with difficult customers.
March 5, 2013August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Deal With a Difficult Customer at Work

A Christmas tree surrounded by presents
November 23, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Christmas Present Guide Ever: Part #1

A lunatic wearing a hat
September 18, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to be a Lunatic: Part One

An old-fashioned general store from the 20th century.
August 31, 2012February 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How To Run a Shop: Our Questionable Advice

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