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Tag: Summer

A male employee sweating while working in a very hot office during the summer
May 28, 2024May 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Summer at Work: How to Handle the Hot Months 😎🌞☀️

Eric's Enormous Electric Fans
August 18, 2022August 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Eric’s Enormous Electric Fans [Sponsored Post]

Heatwave Haiku special
July 22, 2022July 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Heatwave Haiku: Perspiration and Poetry 🥵

Men wearing shorts during the summer
May 23, 2022May 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I stop men wearing shorts this summer!?”

Down by the Seaside by Led Zeppelin
May 21, 2022November 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Down by the Seaside With Led Zeppelin’s Underrated Gem

She Bangs the Drums by The Stone Roses
April 30, 2022April 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

She Bangs the Drums is Ecstatic Summer Pop From The Stone Roses 🍋

Olympic Summer Games on the Super Nintendo
August 22, 2021August 17, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Olympic Summer Games: Button Bashing Madness in the 16-Bit Era

Chicken nuggets with a small ramekin of BBQ sauce
August 6, 2021June 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

BBQ Sauce: Making US Barbecues Ultra-Saucy (Since Forever)

The Kings of Summer
August 12, 2020August 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Kings of Summer: Upbeat Romp Full of Youthful Energy

The Professional Moron Festival
August 15, 2019August 15, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Festival: Three Hours of Stupidity

A cocktail on a beach during summer
August 8, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #7: Summer Special

The Sea Close By - Albert Camus
April 20, 2019April 21, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Sea Close By – Albert Camus

Autumn
November 12, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The New Seasons: Introducing 10 BRAND NEW Seasons

The Sun
August 7, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: The Sun Is Great, But Please Teach Me More About It

Mustard and ketchup
July 19, 2018July 21, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Ice Cream

Lollipops
June 28, 2018July 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are lollipops and why do they have to exist?

Bobble hats banned in the UK
June 30, 2017June 29, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Bobble Hats Outlawed For Summer – Bobble Hat Enthusiasts Outraged

Petrol ice cream
September 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Petrol Ice Cream!

Hose pipe pen
July 1, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Hose Pipe Pens (better than fountain pens)

Tomato ketchup ice cream
June 22, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tomato Ketchup Ice Cream!

Manchester summer rain
November 10, 2015November 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Summery Summary: Manchester’s Year of Rain!

Manchester
August 18, 2015January 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Manchester Sinkhole Special: Your Favourite 40ft Hole In The Ground

Pomegranate
June 26, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

If There’s A Banana Boat, Why Isn’t There A Pomegranate Boat?

Sand castle
July 15, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Revealed: The Terrifying and Corrupt World of Sand Castle Building

A British gentleman attempting to handle a summer heatwave
June 24, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

British Summer Explained For Everyone (Including British People)

March 30, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Power of Lemonade

The world's most unstable animals
March 12, 2013April 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The World’s Most Unstable Animals

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