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Michael Schumacher driving a broken Ferrari at Spa in 1998
August 10, 2018March 14, 2021Mr. Wapojif

F1 – Spa 1998: 20 Years On From The Race Of All Races

Golden Axe
August 5, 2018December 31, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Golden Axe: Sega’s Fantastical Button Masher Remembered

Peas
July 27, 2018July 22, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Peaboard (better than a keyboard)

John Wayne acting
May 25, 2018May 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Dialect Coaches (and other experts)

Recording studio
May 22, 2018May 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

What Happens to a Song When it Fades Out?

Turok: Dinosaur Hunter
March 11, 2018April 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Turok Dinosaur Hunter: Foggy N64 FPS Dino Romp

Super Mario Bros. 2
February 4, 2018January 24, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Bros. 2: Fondly Remembering This Odd One

Didgeridoo
December 15, 2017December 15, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Didgeridoor (a door made from didgeridoos)

Super Mario
November 26, 2017April 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The 10 Best Super Mario Games Of All Time

November 19, 2017April 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Doom: Ultra-Violent Shooty Boom Ratta Tatt Tatt on Switch

A woman standing being stupid as arrows do stuff
November 17, 2017November 17, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Hairnetflix (hairy entertainment like never before!)

The Battle Axe
November 15, 2017November 14, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Wine Bottle Axe (for wine and axe enthusiasts!)

Floppy disk
November 10, 2017November 9, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Floppy Desks (made from floppy disks)

A skyscraper
November 3, 2017November 3, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Skyscoopers (better than skyscrapers)

Axiom Verge
October 6, 2017April 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Axiom Verge & Stardew Valley Hit The Nintendo Switch

Telephone razorblade add on
October 4, 2017October 3, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Telephone Razorblade (shave as you call!)

SNES Nintendo Classic Mini
September 30, 2017April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

SNES Classic Mini: It’s Here and it’s Super

Pram with a battering ram on it
September 22, 2017September 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: pRam! (a pram with a battering ram on it)

The Fire Alarm Belt
September 14, 2017September 14, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Fire Alarm Belt

Is my husband a robot?
September 7, 2017January 17, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Is my husband a robot?!”

Goldeney N64 20th Anniversary
August 23, 2017March 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Goldeneye 007: 20th Anniversary for the Legendary N64 Classic

Toaster and kettle all-in-one
July 31, 2017July 27, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tettle (a toaster and kettle all-in-one!)

The Humbrella
July 4, 2017July 4, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Humblebrella (keeping you dry and humble)

A ladle and a ladder
June 15, 2017June 15, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Laddler (a ladle and ladder all-in-one)

RiME
May 28, 2017April 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

RiME: Hyped up Indie Adventure Delivers the Goods

ConfiDance the dancing robot
May 26, 2017May 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Learn to Dance with the ConfiDance Robot!

Steam - Your Guide
May 14, 2017April 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Steam: Your Introductory Guide to Gaming’s Modern Wonder

WTTW2
May 7, 2017April 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

World to the West: Rain Games Returns with Indie Fun

Kamiko
May 7, 2017April 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Kamiko: Short But Sweet (and cheap!) Indie Fun on Switch

Central Hooting
May 3, 2017April 30, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Central Hooting (heating with brilliant sound effects)

mario-kart-8-deluxe
April 30, 2017April 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe: Revamped Awesomeness is the Most Fun Ever!

The Squashing Machine
April 12, 2017April 9, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Squashing Machine (a washing machine which squashes stuff)

April 2, 2017April 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Hollow Knight: Bugs, Awesomeness, & Metroidvania Indie Glory!

Broadbland
March 20, 2017March 18, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Broadbland (making the internet dull again!)

Nintendo 64 - 20th Anniversary UK
March 1, 2017March 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Nintendo 64: 20th Anniversary of the UK Release

The Hedge Trombone
February 27, 2017February 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Hedge Trombone (a musical trimmer)

Curtain invention
February 24, 2017February 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CurTain (an extremely rude talking curtain)

The Flame Mower
February 8, 2017February 5, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Flame Mower (a lawn mower with flames!)

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