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Tag: The Queen

UK national anthem to be rewritten
May 22, 2017May 22, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: British National Anthem to be Rewritten!

March 8, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Violins Should Rule The Earth

December 24, 2012December 24, 2012Mr. Wapojif

The Queen’s Speech!

November 20, 2012November 20, 2012Mr. Wapojif

If we controlled the Earth…

An impressive fireworks display
November 2, 2012February 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Fireworks Display Special

A dramatic sunset.
October 7, 2012February 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Farewell to Sunlight: An Ode to Losing the Sun

August 4, 2012August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Boil An Egg

A clock showing the time
June 14, 2012April 13, 2020Truman Trumanson

Viable Excuses For Being Late To Work

Iconic British things, including the London bus and union jack
May 31, 2012April 14, 2020Truman Trumanson

What it means to be British!

A wax figure of the Queen of England
May 29, 2012April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Queen’s Diamond Jubilee: Stuff We’d Like To See

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