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Tag: The Queen

UK national anthem to be rewritten
May 22, 2017May 22, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: British National Anthem to be Rewritten!

March 8, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Violins Should Rule The Earth

December 24, 2012December 24, 2012Mr. Wapojif

The Queen’s Speech!

The Earth with Matrix code over it
November 20, 2012April 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Our Guide to Controlling the Earth

An impressive fireworks display
November 2, 2012February 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Fireworks Display Special

A dramatic sunset.
October 7, 2012February 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Farewell to Sunlight: An Ode to Losing the Sun

Some eggs waiting to be boiled
August 4, 2012November 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How To Boil An Egg Incorrectly

A clock showing the time
June 14, 2012July 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Viable Excuses For Being Late To Work

Iconic British things, including the London bus and union jack
May 31, 2012July 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

What it means to be British!

A wax figure of the Queen of England
May 29, 2012April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Queen’s Diamond Jubilee: Stuff We’d Like To See

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