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UK national anthem to be rewritten
May 22, 2017May 22, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: British National Anthem to be Rewritten!

March 8, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Violins Should Rule The Earth

December 24, 2012December 24, 2012Mr. Wapojif

The Queen’s Speech!

November 20, 2012November 20, 2012Mr. Wapojif

If we controlled the Earth…

November 2, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Fireworks Display Special

October 7, 2012October 7, 2012Mr. Wapojif

Farewell, sunlight!

August 4, 2012August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Boil An Egg

August 1, 2012October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Art Of Looking Indifferent

June 14, 2012October 14, 2015Truman Trumanson

Viable Excuses For Being Late To Work

May 31, 2012May 31, 2012Truman Trumanson

What it means to be British!

May 29, 2012October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Some Stuff We’d Like To See At The Queen’s Diamond Jubilee

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