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Tag: Toilets

Santa's Toilet Dilemma
November 28, 2025November 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Cesspit Dilemma 🚽

Perfect Days by Wim Wenders
May 14, 2025May 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Perfect Days: Serene Look at Mundane Life in Tokyo 🎴

Wash your hands - or not?
May 12, 2025May 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband DOESN’T WASH HANDS after using the bathroom!” 🚹

The final square of paper on a toilet roll, as left by a man
January 16, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why don’t men replace the bog roll when they’re done with it?!” 🧻

Public Lavatory Inspections Ltd.
April 13, 2023April 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Public Lavatory Inspections Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Clogging the toilet at work
March 7, 2023March 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Clogging the Toilet at Work: The Laws on Backed Up Bogs

The Sega Toylet urinal arcade game
January 15, 2023January 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Sega Toylet: Interactive Urinal-Based Gaming… Fun

Toilet Bastard the toilet cleaner
October 20, 2022October 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Toilet Bastard: Destroying Toilets Since 1973 [Sponsored Post]

Tony's Tyrannical Toilets Ltd.
September 1, 2022September 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tony’s Tyrannical Toilets Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

A toilet paper roll
October 17, 2019October 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Romantic Films Ruined By Adding “Toilet Paper” Into The Title

Santa Claus
September 23, 2019September 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Column: When Santa Got Stuck In the Toilet

Space with lots of stars and planets
July 30, 2019July 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Bladder Runner 2049

Man falling asleep over some poems
June 14, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #5: Bodily Functions Special

An angry man in a hoodie
June 11, 2019June 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “You made me put the toilet seat down & you will pay!”

Business
August 14, 2018August 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What’s business, how do I do it, and when will I be a billionaire?

Toilet
July 5, 2018July 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are toilets and why are there so many of them?

Toilet paper
December 21, 2017November 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Popular Foods Ruined by Adding “Toilet Paper” to The Name

Bog brush advice
August 29, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend never uses the bog brush!”

Lie Ins Lions
November 27, 2015November 27, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What’s Better? A Great Lie-In or a Great Lion?

Poo-Pourri
February 15, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Many Joys of Potpourri

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