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Tag: Weather

Umbrella
December 11, 2018December 11, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ultra-Umbrella (ULTRA!)

Storm Brian
October 24, 2017October 24, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Storm Brian Batters UK as Citizens Demand Better Storm Names

Spring in the UK
March 21, 2017March 21, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Horror in the UK as Spring Refuses to Sprung!

ice cream sales plummet!
February 21, 2017February 21, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Ice Cream Sales Plummet Due To Winter!

Snow hits the UK - apocalypse!
January 18, 2017January 18, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Snow Hits the UK – Apocalypse Now!

In praise of fog
November 28, 2016November 28, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of the Fog (Earth’s bad breath)

Flowers in spring
March 24, 2016March 24, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Super Spring: The 5 Best Flowers of This Sprightly Season

Umbrella
February 12, 2016December 27, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ermbrella (like umbrellas, but with elocution)

Manchester summer rain
November 10, 2015November 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

A Summery Summary: Manchester’s Year of Rain!

June 24, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

British Summer Explained For Everyone (Including British People)

May 13, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What To Do During A Thunderstorm

April 11, 2013October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Ruin Spring For Everyone

January 18, 2013October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Have Fun With Snow

May 11, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Prince Charles Bigs It Up A Notch

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Choo choo! #snow #tram #Metrolink #city
Look at all that #dandruff. Or #snow. Probably one of those two. #snowing
#SNOW! In the England! Amazing scenes of amazement in #Manchester. Warning: This video contains British accents. #snowing ⛄️ ❄️
Misty Mountain Hop? #Manchester #city #cityscape #mist #misty #fog 🌫
More moody artsy stuff from me, right after my mission to buy some houmous (took 20 minutes to locate a pot). This picture represents the post-purchase angsty release. #Manchester #HiltonHotel #Deansgate #City #CityLights #CityScape 🏙
#Rashomon by #RyunsukeAkutagawa. Great #book cover and fabulous short stories. Note the #StudioGhibli-esque design. #books #art #Japan 📚 🇯🇵

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