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Tag: Women

Agony Aunt
August 12, 2016January 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I dump my utterly mental girlfriend?”

Men seeking women
August 9, 2016August 9, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Dating Column: Women Seeking Men!

Online Dating Men Seeking Women
December 4, 2015December 4, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column: Men Seeking Women & Men

Lonely Hearts Column
December 2, 2015August 25, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column: Women Seeking Men & Women

New coffee recipe
November 9, 2015November 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Coffee Recipe: Coffhe and Coffher!

Madame Bovary
September 26, 2015January 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert

Underpants
September 25, 2015November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Social Media Exclusive: Panterest (it’s like Pinterest, but not)

Rolling pin
June 30, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History Of The Rolling Pin

February 20, 2015February 20, 2015Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History Of Lipstick And Grunting

Online dating
August 20, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Lonely Hearts Column: Women Seeking

August 19, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Lonely Hearts Column: Men Seeking

Why I hate getting my hair cut
May 5, 2013December 13, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why I Hate Getting My Hair Cut

Online romance
April 19, 2013November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Lonely Hearts Column!

What is it with horses?
December 28, 2012August 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

What is it With Horses? Insights on the Domesticated Mammal

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