Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Sonic Mania: The Very Best Sonic Game Since the 1990s
Breaking News: US Government Confirms Aliens!!
Brown Sauce: How HP Sauce Conquered Blighty
Barmy Bill’s Bonkers Botox Removal Business [Sponsored Post]
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom: Whips & Monkey Brains
How to Communicate With Customers (without getting shut down)
Who Wants to be a Miserable Old Git? Great Shows That Never Were
Shiren the Wanderer 2: Demons! It’s the Japan-Only N64 RPG
Otogirisō: Curious (but cool) SNES Visual Novel Romp 📚
Grey: The History of an Underrated Dull Colour
Parmo: Middlesbrough’s Teeside Cheesy Treat
Dr. Bob’s Barmy Botox Boutique [Sponsored Post]
Arachnophobia: Black Comedy With Spiders and Jeff Daniels
Agony Aunt: “My husband won’t do the dishes!”
Fireworks at Work: The Rules on Controlled Workplace Explosions
Killer Instinct: Rare’s Arcade & SNES Colossus is a Tough SOB
Jungle Strike: Shoot ‘Em Up With Helicopters & Death
Somebody to Love: The Life, Death and Legacy of Freddie Mercury
Mince Pies: Christmas Desserts Served in Foil Cases
Boglins: Mattel’s Goblin-Themed ’80s Toys Are a Laugh
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood: Tarantino’s Slow Burner Romp
Chewing Gum at Work: How to Make Your Employees Behave
Pizza Racing: Food-Based Motorsport With Tuna & Cheese
Cho Aniki: Bakuretsu Ranto-hen: The Surreal SNES Beat ‘Em Up
Joust: History of the Ostrich-Based Arcade Co-Op Romp
Murray the Hamster: The Q1 Rodent Report
Trifle: Complex Sponge-Based Dessert With Jelly
Shoot You Down: Aiming at The Stone Roses’ Classic Track
Great White: The Strangely Dull Shark Survival Horror
Agony Aunt: “My husband has quit his job to live in a barrel…”
Stubbing Toes at Work: Can Your Employees Sue?
Doshin the Giant: The 64DD’s Obscure God Simulation
Populous: Bullfrog’s God Game on the Amiga (is good)
The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle
Cheese on Toast: Comfort Food Snack Suitable With Marmite
Alien Abduction Diary #7: Aliens Behaving Badly on Holiday
