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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈‍⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Boogerman: A Pick and Flick Adventure on the Mega Drive
October 24, 2021October 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Boogerman: A Pick and Flick Adventure is Bogey-Based Fun

Alien 3 on the Super Nintendo
October 24, 2021February 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien 3: Multi-Platform Romp Adapted From Dodgy ’92 Film

Sally Cinnamon by The Stone Roses
October 23, 2021September 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Sally Cinnamon: The Stone Roses’ Era-Defining Musical Shift

A woman in pyjamas holding a pillow after sleepwalking into a field
October 22, 2021October 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop sleepwalking?”

October 21, 2021October 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bedfordshire Clanger: Gargantuan Pastry Dish Includes Apples

Project Nim
October 20, 2021October 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Project Nim: Documentary About a Failed ’70s Language Study

A black and white turntable sound player
October 19, 2021October 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Earliest Recorded Sounds: Listen to Noises of Yesteryear

Ho Ho Ho written in the snow
October 18, 2021October 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa Starts at the Psychiatrists

Metroid Dread
October 17, 2021October 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Metroid Dread: A Total Beast of a Metroidvania

Sable the indie game
October 17, 2021October 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Sable: Peaceful Open World Exploration Romp With Sand

Gastro Obscura book
October 16, 2021October 17, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Gastro Obscura: Food Curiosities From Around the World

A doner kebab from Doner Haus in Manchester.
October 15, 2021October 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Doner Kebabs: England’s Favourite Drunken Late Night Dinner

Zak Starkey drumming
October 14, 2021April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Zak Starkey: Ringo Starr’s Son & The Importance Of Being Idle

Man on Wire documentary
October 13, 2021October 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Man on Wire: The High-Wire Walk That Still Startles

Two glasses of red wine near to a fireplace
October 12, 2021October 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Recipe: Deep-Fried Red Wine (For the Oenophile in All of Us)

A cheerful cartoon Santa hugging a polar bear
October 11, 2021October 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Lurgy Outbreak Threatens Christmas!

Ninja JaJaMaru-kun for the NES
October 10, 2021November 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ninja JaJaMaru-kun: Japan-Only Romp With Ninja Stuff

Fire 'n Ice on the NES
October 10, 2021October 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fire ‘n Ice (Solomon’s Key 2): NES Romp With the Destruction of Fire

MoroniCast podcast logo
October 9, 2021December 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #5: Explaining Video Games for Non-Gamers

Weird Wendy's Wild Wine Tasting Getaway
October 8, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Weird Wendy’s Wild Wine Tasting Getaway [Sponsored Post]

Deep-Fried Mars Bar
October 7, 2021October 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Deep-Fried Mars Bars: Scottish Chocolate Treat of Bad Health

Jason Becker Not Dead Yet documentary
October 6, 2021April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Jason Becker: Not Dead Yet—Virtuoso Dude Defies the Odds

A drunk and hangover Santa asking for alcohol
October 5, 2021October 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: “Christmas is DEAD!”, Yells Santa in Statement

Gorgonzola cheese next to a pear
October 4, 2021October 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Gorgonzola at Work: Employment Laws on Veined Blue Cheese

Dancing Monster on the Commodore 64
October 3, 2021November 26, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Dancing Monster: The Gloriously Bizarre Commodore 64 Shimmy

October 3, 2021October 2, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Super Gran: Just Another Weird Commodore 64 Game, Really

The Stone Roses - Made of Stone art
October 2, 2021December 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Made of Stone: The Stone Roses’ Shamanic Masterpiece

The Cookie Monster holding cookies
October 1, 2021October 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Cookie Monster: Tribute to This Most Depraved Blue Being

September 30, 2021July 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Wigan Kebab: Pie Barm With Stodge and Northerness

Jaws 2 - Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
September 29, 2021September 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jaws 2: Decent Sequel to An All-Time Classic Movie Thing

A woman admiring her lipstick in a mirror
September 28, 2021September 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my wife addicted to wearing lipstick?”

An empty business meeting room
September 27, 2021September 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Ensure Hard Work at Work For a Hardworking Workforce

The Chernobyl Sarcophagus Memorial next to the Chernobyl Power Plant in Ukraine
September 25, 2021September 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Chernobyl and Pripyat: Visiting Ukraine’s Exclusion Zone

Kiev in Ukraine with city centre architecture
September 24, 2021September 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Say Really Silly Things in Ukraine

Carrs Pasties with a pasty barm
September 23, 2021September 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pasty Barm: Stodge Happy Bolton Delicacy is Food

Michael Schumacher Netflix documentary
September 22, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Schumacher: Thoughtful Documentary on F1 Legend’s Life

A tuna sandwich
September 21, 2021November 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Tuna in the Workplace: Laws on Business, Fish, and Smells

A woman with purple hair doing chat up lines on a phone
September 20, 2021September 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What are the best chat up lines to use on men?”

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