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Author: Mr. Wapojif

I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
September 21, 2012October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Today’s Horoscopes

September 19, 2012October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Some Facts About The Pacific Ocean and Squirrels

September 18, 2012May 3, 2013Mr. Wapojif

How To Be A Lunatic: Part #1

September 17, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive! Proof Of How “They” Make Light bulbs

E.T. Atari 2600 video game
September 16, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

E.T. the Video Game: The Amazingly Diabolical True Story

Marco Polo Travels
September 15, 2012November 21, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Questions we would ask Marco Polo

September 15, 2012October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

We Went AWOL – Now We’re Back

September 6, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Our Sweet Potatoes Are Really Made Out Of Sweets

September 5, 2012September 6, 2012Mr. Wapojif

Are Sweet Potatoes Really Made Out Of Sweets?

September 4, 2012October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Wild Stag Pulls A Stupid Face

September 3, 2012September 3, 2012Mr. Wapojif

What If Speech Bubbles Could Talk?

Jack and Jill
September 1, 2012January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Jack and Jill: Adam Sandler’s Unfunny Thing

August 31, 2012October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Run a Shop

August 30, 2012October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Confusing Sign Confuses Professional Moron

August 29, 2012October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Bird Monster Tribute

August 28, 2012August 29, 2012Mr. Wapojif

Turn a Picture Into a Short Story Day!

August 27, 2012August 28, 2012Mr. Wapojif

Proof That Artists Live On Jupiter!

August 26, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How To Dance Like A Fly

August 25, 2012October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Earthlings Could Do On Mars

August 23, 2012November 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Beans the Chinese Dwarf Hamster: A Study

August 21, 2012October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Youth Slang Is Annoying

August 20, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Free Company Slogans

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I Am a Moo Cow

August 17, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s New Movie Monsters

August 16, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Movie Remakes Hollywood Should Do Next

August 15, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Thought of the Day

August 13, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Official Professional Moron Art

August 12, 2012September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Queenie

August 11, 2012October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Best Jobs That Don’t Exist

August 8, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

An Exposé: The True Horrors of Gravy

August 7, 2012September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Fish and Chips – An Explanation

Batman
August 6, 2012January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Batman Trilogy Rated via Vegetables

August 4, 2012August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Boil An Egg

August 3, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Turn Your Living Room Into A DIY Olympics

August 1, 2012October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Art Of Looking Indifferent

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