Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
Sandwiches: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
5 Films Arnold Schwarzenegger Should’ve Been In
The Best Disgusting Stuff You Could Find In Your Fast Food!
The 2013 Oscar Nominations Are In!
Could YOU Live In A Barrel?
The Tomato: Vegetable or Fruit?
Exclusive: Beef Cuts Sound Like Hit Singles!
What was life like on Mars?
Why Tea Is The Best Drink Ever
We’ve Won An Award!
When will there be a McDonald’s on Mount Everest?
Pretentious Hour: The Mona Lisa 2
The Happy New Year Monster
The New Year Donkey
In Praise of Arrested Development
The Year That Was 2012: Review Special
What is it with horses?
New Years Revolutions!
“Why is it called Boxing Day, mummy?!?!?”
Merry Christmas!
The Queen’s Speech!
Advanced Mathematics: Only the numbers suffer!
Exclusive Guide: How To Get Off On The Wrong Foot With Someone!
The Mayan Apocalypse: What Next?
In Praise of Gravy
TV or not TV?
How To Be Regal
Robots: The Solution To All of Life’s Problems?
Exclusive Recipe: The Christmas Kebab!
Revealed: When Santa got stuck up the Chimney
Free Plot Developments for Popular Soaps
Exclusive Recipe: Sugar Soup!
Pretentious Hour: Philosophical Ramblings
