Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
Professional Moron Looks Back: Advice for Mr. Wapojif’s Teenage Self
Professional Moron’s Official Blog Mascot
Are you a Vulture or a Sculpture?
Professional Moron Explains This Fish!
Desserts vs Deserts!
Boris the Hamster – Progress Report!
How To Have a Conversation About Eggs
The Mongoose of Wall Street
In Contempt Of Drinking Orange Juice After You’ve Brushed Your Teeth
5 Things We Expect From Sandwiches In 2014
Why is Mozzarella so Weird?
Exclusive Recipe: Bin Bag Soup
Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien is a Groovy Indie Classic!
What If History’s Greatest Composers HADN’T Been Composers?
7 Pieces of Technology We’d Love To Sea In 2014!
Get To Know Professional Moron With These 25 Answered Questions!
In Support Of Michael Schumacher
The Shelfie!
In Praise of Genius Drummers Buddy Rich and Gene Krupa
Glorious Examples of Why Cabbage Won’t Be The Death of Us All!
The Japanese Art of Okonomiyaki Pancakes!
Are cats going to take over the world?!?!?
Sponsor Mr. Wapojif’s “Colossal Weight Gain Experiment”, dammit!
Boris the Syrian Hamster: The Life & Times
Gravity: Space-Based Drama With Hot Pants
UuuuhhhHHHhhh…. it’s The Walking Dead!!!!
Beans Tribute Concert Special!
We’re still on a blog break, but here be some music, guy
We’re having a break…
How To Be A Successful Food Critic!
The Story of Phineas Gage’s Brain
What Does It Mean To Be A Sheep?
Is It Possible To Eat Cake Through Your Ears?
