
Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.


Some Facts About The Pacific Ocean and Squirrels

How To Be A Lunatic: Part #1

Exclusive! Proof Of How “They” Make Light bulbs

E.T. the Video Game: The Amazingly Diabolical True Story

Questions we would ask Marco Polo

We Went AWOL – Now We’re Back

Our Sweet Potatoes Are Really Made Out Of Sweets

Are Sweet Potatoes Really Made Out Of Sweets?

Exclusive: Wild Stag Pulls A Stupid Face

What If Speech Bubbles Could Talk?

Jack and Jill: Adam Sandler’s Unfunny Thing

How To Run a Shop

Confusing Sign Confuses Professional Moron

Bird Monster Tribute

Turn a Picture Into a Short Story Day!

Proof That Artists Live On Jupiter!

How To Dance Like A Fly

What Earthlings Could Do On Mars

Beans the Chinese Dwarf Hamster: A Study

Why Youth Slang Is Annoying

Professional Moron’s Free Company Slogans

I Am a Moo Cow

Professional Moron’s New Movie Monsters

The Movie Remakes Hollywood Should Do Next

Professional Moron’s Thought of the Day

Official Professional Moron Art

In Praise of Queenie

The Best Jobs That Don’t Exist

An Exposé: The True Horrors of Gravy

Fish and Chips – An Explanation

The Batman Trilogy Rated via Vegetables

How To Boil An Egg

Turn Your Living Room Into A DIY Olympics
