Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
Some Facts About The Pacific Ocean and Squirrels
How To Be A Lunatic: Part #1
Exclusive! Proof Of How “They” Make Light bulbs
E.T. the Video Game: The Amazingly Diabolical True Story
Questions we would ask Marco Polo
We Went AWOL – Now We’re Back
Our Sweet Potatoes Are Really Made Out Of Sweets
Are Sweet Potatoes Really Made Out Of Sweets?
Exclusive: Wild Stag Pulls A Stupid Face
What If Speech Bubbles Could Talk?
Jack and Jill: Adam Sandler’s Unfunny Thing
How To Run a Shop
Confusing Sign Confuses Professional Moron
Bird Monster Tribute
Turn a Picture Into a Short Story Day!
Proof That Artists Live On Jupiter!
How To Dance Like A Fly
What Earthlings Could Do On Mars
Beans the Chinese Dwarf Hamster: A Study
Why Youth Slang Is Annoying
Professional Moron’s Free Company Slogans
I Am a Moo Cow
Professional Moron’s New Movie Monsters
The Movie Remakes Hollywood Should Do Next
Professional Moron’s Thought of the Day
Official Professional Moron Art
In Praise of Queenie
The Best Jobs That Don’t Exist
An Exposé: The True Horrors of Gravy
Fish and Chips – An Explanation
The Batman Trilogy Rated via Vegetables
How To Boil An Egg
Turn Your Living Room Into A DIY Olympics
