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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈‍⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Gazillionaire
February 9, 2020March 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Gazillionaire: Get Good at Deep Space Trading Shenanigans

Big Red Racing
February 9, 2020March 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Big Red Racing: Radical Retro Racing Glory

Home by Toni Morrison
February 8, 2020February 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Home by Toni Morrison

Cauliflower Cake recipe
February 7, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Cauliflower Cake: Yotam Ottolenghi’s Beast of a Recipe

A hipster in glasses and a beard
February 6, 2020February 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Missing Hipster Beard: Substantial Rewards Available on Safe Return

A greased up, tanned, male bodybuilder wearing a thong
February 5, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Films That Never Were: The Thong (skimpy remake of ’82’s The Thing)

Heart shaped tree in a field of romantic roses
February 4, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Romance Bazooka

Spaghetti hoops
February 3, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! All my boyfriend eats is spaghetti hoops!”

The Pedestrian indie game
February 2, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Pedestrian: Super Inventive Platform/Puzzler About Road Signs

Squidlit
February 2, 2020February 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Squidlit: Game Boy Loving Indie Majigger With a Squid

Unbelievable by Paul Jennings
February 1, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Unbelievable by Paul Jennings

A human nose
January 31, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 Love Songs Ruined by Adding “Mucus” Into the Title

Technical problems
January 30, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Technical Difficulties: Professional Moron is Down

Futurama with Fry, Bender, and Leela
January 29, 2020February 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Futurama: Let’s Remember This Futuristic Show

A man and a woman in love
January 28, 2020January 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Marriage Tips: How to be a Brilliant Husband or Wife (or both)

Don't Stand Me Down
January 27, 2020April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

This Is What She’s Like: Dexy’s Midnight Runners’ Unhinged Gem

Super Punch-Out!!
January 26, 2020March 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Punch-Out!! Punch People in this SNES Classic

Ready 2 Rumble Boxing
January 26, 2020March 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ready 2 Rumble Boxing: Punch People in this Dreamcast Thing

Angels & Insects by A.S. Byatt
January 25, 2020January 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Morpho Eugenia by A.S. Byatt

The Wizard of Oz
January 24, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Wizard of Oz: “There’s no place like home” Quote Off Extravaganza!

A human skull covered in horrifying blood
January 23, 2020January 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 Horror Films Ruined by Adding “Snuggums” Into the Title

Formula E
January 22, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Formula E: Electric Racing is Chaotic, Fast, & Furious

Bald man working out lifting weights in the gym
January 21, 2020January 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband’s sweaty armpits are gross!”

Mobike
January 20, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mobike & Manchester: The Bike Scheme Failure From Hell

The Touryst
January 19, 2020February 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Touryst: Innovative Voxel (like LEGO) Holiday Adventure

KUUKIYOMI Consider It!-min
January 19, 2020February 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

KUUKIYOMI: Consider It! Play to Become a Polite Person

A Monk’s Guide to a Clean House and Mind by Shoukei Matsumotou
January 18, 2020February 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

A Monk’s Guide to a Clean House and Mind by Shoukei Matsumotou

Knightmare TV show
January 17, 2020October 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Knightmare: Cult Classic British Blue Screen Kids TV Done Proper

Marmite on toast
January 16, 2020November 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Marmite: How is it Made?

Romantic dinner setting with wine glasses and candles
January 15, 2020January 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband got me a weird anniversary present!”

Manchester city centre with buildings and apartment blocks
January 14, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Flatmates & Neighbours: The Very Best of Our Rental History

Yoyoka Soma drummer girl
January 13, 2020April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Yoyoka Soma: The Japanese Drumming Sensation

Hive Time
January 12, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Hive Time: Buzzing Strategy Sim With Added Yellow

The Settlers III
January 12, 2020February 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Settlers III: Cute Historical Strategy Game With Archers

Fast Food Nation by Eric Schlosser
January 11, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Fast Food Nation by Eric Schlosser

Alex the Honking Bird logo
January 10, 2020April 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Alex the Honking Bird: A Birdo Just Has to Honk

Business mission statement
January 9, 2020August 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

20 FREE Mission Statements For Businesses

The Young Ones with Rik, Vyvyan, Neil, and Mike
January 8, 2020February 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Young Ones: Anarchic BBC Comedy Stuff of Legends

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