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Category: Films & TV

A brake with a min wincing about how badly it's gone
November 9, 2017November 9, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Braking Bad

Titanic
November 8, 2017February 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Titanic: 20th Anniversary Review

Midnight Cowboy
October 30, 2017August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Midnight Cowboy: “I’m walking here!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

American Snipper
October 23, 2017October 23, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: American Snipper

October 20, 2017January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Blade Runner 2049: Yes, we did a review…

Watership Down film
October 18, 2017June 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Watership Down: The Most Terrifying Animated Film Ever

Samurai Cop
October 3, 2017May 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Samurai Cop: The Best Bad Movie Ever Made?

There Will Be Blood
September 27, 2017August 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

There Will Be Blood: 10th Anniversary for Modern Classic

Mr. Bean - Ecce homo qui est faba
September 20, 2017April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Bean’s Opening Music: Ecce Homo Intro is Bean-Based

Williams F1 documentary
September 17, 2017November 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Williams F1: One of the Year’s Essential Documentaries

Come Dine With Flea
August 30, 2017August 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Come Dine With Flea

Rick and Morty
August 28, 2017February 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Rick and Morty: Nihilistic Dark Humour with Pickles and Madness

Buddy Rich
August 27, 2017October 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Buddy Rich: Drumming Genius, Personality, & Showman

Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back - Why you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy looking, Nerf herder
August 22, 2017July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “Why you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Knightmares
August 17, 2017August 18, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Knightmares

Breaking Bad - I am the one who knocks
August 1, 2017July 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking Bad: “I am the one who knocks!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Can - Ege Bamyasi
July 30, 2017July 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ege Bamyasi: Can’s Psychedelic, Funky Masterpiece

Tago Mago - Can
July 23, 2017July 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tago Mago: Can’s Explosive, Thunderous, Pulsating Masterpiece

Reni - Drummer extraordinaire, genius, and singer
July 19, 2017August 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Reni: Drumming Genius, Singing, & Forever Cool Bucket Hats

Trainspitting
July 18, 2017July 18, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Trainspitting (trains, spit, no drugs)

Whiplash - Not quite my tempo
July 12, 2017August 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Whiplash: “Not quite my tempo” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Planet of the Apes - Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!
July 5, 2017July 5, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Planet of the Apes: “Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Jo Jones - Drumming God
June 28, 2017March 31, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Jo Jones: Celebrating a Drumming God with a Mischievous Grin

Future Days - Can
June 25, 2017April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Future Days: Can’s Ambient Indie Masterpiece

Sudden Impact - Clint Eastwood
June 21, 2017June 21, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Sudden Impact: “Go ahead, make my day” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Trainspotting 2
June 18, 2017August 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Choose T2 Trainspotting

Catfight
June 11, 2017August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Catfight: Violent Social Commentary & Fisticuffs Fun

Oliver Reed - eccentric interviews
June 9, 2017November 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Oliver Reed: The Very Best Eccentric Interviews

Can - Jaki Liebezeit
June 4, 2017January 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Jaki Liebezeit: Tribute to One of the World’s Best Drummers

Face Off
June 2, 2017June 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Face/Off: “I’d like to take his face… off” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Potatoes
May 31, 2017September 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

20 Classic Films Ruined By Using “Potato” in the Title

Bottom - TV Show
May 29, 2017April 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bottom: Celebrating The Sweary & Sensational Sitcom

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
May 26, 2017April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

50th Anniversary: Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

Withnail and I
May 24, 2017May 24, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Withnail and I: “I demand to have some booze!” Quote Off

Chores the TV show
May 16, 2017May 14, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Chores (like Cheers, but tedious)

Who Wants to Be a Minger
May 10, 2017May 6, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Who Wants to Be a Minger?

Terminator 2- Judgement Day - Come with me if you want to live
May 9, 2017April 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Terminator 2 – Judgement Day: “Come with me if you want to live” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Wizard of Oz
April 28, 2017April 28, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

The Wizard of Oz: “Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore” Quote off Extravaganza!

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