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Virtual Boy Nintendo Classics on the Switch 2
February 22, 2026February 22, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Joys of Virtual Boy on the Nintendo Switch 2 👾

Bye Bye Badman and the Paris Student Riots
February 21, 2026February 21, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Bye Bye Badman and the Paris Student Riots of May 1968 🍋

Leave No Trace the 2018 film
November 30, 2022November 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Leave No Trace: Excellent Drama on PTSD Affecting Family Life

A man walking in town while at work, with it being illegal to whistle
November 29, 2022November 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Whistling at Work: Laws Regarding High-Pitched Sounds

Doily Aliens invasion from space!
November 28, 2022November 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #18: Slobbering Monsters Seek Doilies

Signalis the indie game
November 27, 2022November 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Signalis: Spooky Survival Horror With Many, Many Keys

Somerville the indie game
November 27, 2022November 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Somerville: Indulge in Some Sci-Fi Catastrophe and Survival

Orwell's Down and Out in Paris and London podcast review
November 26, 2022June 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #15: Orwell’s Down and Out in Paris and London

Santa's Birthday cake with a zombie arm in it
November 25, 2022November 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: It’s Santa’s Birthday!! 🎂

Carrots: A public service announcement
November 24, 2022November 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Carrots: A Public Service Announcement [Sponsored Post]

The Bad Movie Bible
November 23, 2022May 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Bad Movie Bible: Glorious Tribute to Dodgy B Movies

The Babe Magnet
November 22, 2022November 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Babe Magnet (for single geezers)

How to channel your inner bitch
November 21, 2022November 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I channel my inner bitch, please?”

Potato-based Game Boy games
November 20, 2022November 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Potato-Based Game Boy Games

Communist Mutants From Space
November 20, 2022November 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Communist Mutants from Space: Atari 2600 Romp With Communism

Public Image the Public Image Ltd. single
November 19, 2022November 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Public Image: PiL’s First Single (and Keith Levene Tribute)

Beauty and the Belch fairy tale story
November 18, 2022November 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Santa’s Delightful Fairy Tale “Beauty and the Belch”

Tony's Totally Totalitarian Toasters
November 17, 2022November 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tony’s Totally Totalitarian Toasters [Sponsored Post]

Master and Commander - The Far Side of the World
November 16, 2022December 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Master and Commander: Seafaring to Boccherini’s Classical Music

A battle scene due to the boss banning the use of Oxford Commas
November 15, 2022November 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Oxford Comma at Work: The Law on a Final Comma in Lists

Top of the Mops the TV show
November 14, 2022November 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Top of the Mops: Catch the Greatest Mops in the Best Buckets!! 🧹

Quake the 1996 FPS
November 13, 2022November 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Quake: Another Landmark FPS From id (with guns!)

Wolfenstein 3D in 1992 by id Software
November 13, 2022November 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Wolfenstein 3D and a Look at Early First Person Shooters (FPS)

Queen singles You're My Best Friend and '39
November 12, 2022November 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

’39 is Probably Queen’s Most Underrated Song

They Shall Not Grow Old documentary
November 11, 2022November 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

They Shall Not Grow OId: The Men of WWI Brought Back in Colour

Mutant Zombie Barbie Doll Christmas Invasion
November 10, 2022November 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Mutant Zombie Barbie Doll Invasion!!

Temper Tantrum Travels for space tourism
November 9, 2022November 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Temper Tantrum Travels: Budget Space Tourism for Families [Sponsored Post]

Typos guarantee business bankruptcy
November 8, 2022November 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Typos at Work: The Law on Spelling Error Procedures

Saved by the Bull television sitcom
November 7, 2022November 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Saved by the Bull: Reboot of Popular ’80s Sitcom

Ghost Song the indie game
November 6, 2022November 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ghost Song: Exploration Galore in Melancholic Metroidvania Gem

Record of Lodoss War: Deedlit in Wonder Labyrinth
November 6, 2022November 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Record of Lodoss War: Deedlit in Wonder Labyrinth is V. Good

Talking Heads - Remain in Light album cover
November 5, 2022September 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Talking Heads: Tribute to David Byrne’s New Wave Band

Santa is hiring an orca
November 4, 2022November 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Hires an Orca

Yarr! The dating app for pirates
November 3, 2022November 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Yarr! The Dating App for Pirates [Sponsored Post]

Bridesmaids the 2011 film
November 2, 2022November 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bridesmaids: Amusing Modern Take on Chick Flicks (With Wiig)

A husband with a small penis
November 1, 2022November 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Can I divorce my husband due to his small wiener?!”

Stevenson Jeremiah Windfellow and the opera Rabies
October 31, 2022October 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Stevenson Jeremiah Windfellow: Classical Music (with rabies)

Metal Hellsinger the indie game
October 30, 2022October 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Metal: Hellsinger—Headbang to This Rhythm FPS, Dude!

Force Reboot the indie game
October 30, 2022October 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Force Reboot: Roguelike FPS With Repetition & Stuff

Happy Jack by The Who
October 29, 2022October 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Happy Jack: Quirky Hit Single From The Who (With Happiness)

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