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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

The Secret of Monkey Island 1990 video game
October 23, 2022October 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Secret of Monkey Island: Bring on the Charm & Barbed Witticisms

Monkey Island soundtracks
October 23, 2022October 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Monkey Island Music Tribute (doff your Caribbean hat)

The Depths of Wikipedia
October 22, 2022October 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Depths of Wikipedia by Annie Rauwerda

Sober Santa surrounded by many bottles of alcohol
October 21, 2022October 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa Sobers Up With Geese

Toilet Bastard the toilet cleaner
October 20, 2022October 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Toilet Bastard: Destroying Toilets Since 1973 [Sponsored Post]

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes film
October 19, 2022October 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: Many Parodies With Fruit & Veg

NO STINKS ATTACHED the BOZone album
October 18, 2022October 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

BOZone: Foul-Smelling Boyband With a Body Odour Agenda

Camouflaged employees destroy society
October 17, 2022October 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Camouflage at Work: Laws on Employees and Obscurity

Tinykin the indie game
October 16, 2022October 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tinykin: Brilliant 3D Platformer Channels Pikmin & Stuff

Nobody Saves the World
October 16, 2022October 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Nobody Saves the World: Action RPG Romp With Dragons & Slugs

I Had to Survive: How a Plane Crash in the Andes Inspired My Calling to Save Lives by Dr Roberto Canessa
October 15, 2022January 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

I Had to Survive by Dr. Roberto Canessa

Crazy Santa and plenty of bananas and banana boats
October 14, 2022October 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Banana Boat Conundrum

Dr. Patrick's Potato Psychology Service Ltd.
October 13, 2022October 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dr. Patrick’s Potato Psychology Service Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

The General the Buster Keaton film
October 12, 2022October 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The General: Buster Keaton’s Masterclass in 1926 Romp

The Meh situation with Men
October 11, 2022October 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s annoying ‘Meh’ habit…”

Success before humming at work
October 10, 2022October 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Humming at Work: Laws on Low, Steady, and Continuous Noises

Loot River the indie game
October 9, 2022October 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Loot River: Striking Roguelike Merges Tetris and Water

Overwhelm game logo
October 9, 2022October 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

OVERWHELM: Ramp up the Difficulty Please, Darling

Edvard Grieg's In the Hall of the Mountain King
October 8, 2022October 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

In the Hall of the Mountain King: Grieg’s Mischievous Masterpiece

Return of the Gout
October 7, 2022October 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Return of the Gout (Oh My God)

Ibex Insurance Ltd.
October 6, 2022September 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ibex Insurance Ltd. is the GOAT [Sponsored Post]

Minority Report starring Tom Cruise
October 5, 2022September 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Minority Report: The Stylish & Futuristic Crime & Cruise Fest

When men are scared of mother-in-laws
October 4, 2022October 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is scared of his mother-in-law!”

Energy drinks make your employees less lazy
October 3, 2022October 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Energy Drinks at Work: Laws on Energising Lazy Employees

Mighty Goose the indie game
October 2, 2022October 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mighty Goose: Destroy All Before You (and Honk About it!)

Kaichu: The Kaiju Dating Sim
October 2, 2022October 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Kaichu: The Kaiju Dating Sim Involving Destructive Monsters

Can's song Dizzy Dizzy
October 1, 2022September 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dizzy Dizzy: Violins & Dizziness in Can’s Classic

Santa does steroids and gets ripped
September 30, 2022October 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Bodybuilding Santa Does Steroids & Gets Ripped

Sugar Flakes breakfast cereal with Henry the Hippo
September 29, 2022September 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

SUGAR FLAKES Breakfast Cereal [Sponsored Post]

River the Dogwoof documentary
September 28, 2022September 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

River: Flowing Water & Classical Music in 2022 Documentary

Rebels Without a Subordinate Clause
September 27, 2022September 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Rebels Without a Subordinate Clause: TV Shows That Never Were

A crowd of aliens birdwatching a duck
September 26, 2022September 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #17: Aliens Wishing to Sightsee Ducks

Return to Monkey Island
September 25, 2022October 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Return to Monkey Island: Another Charming Adventure (Mwahaha!)

Trombone Champ the indie game
September 25, 2022September 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Trombone Champ: Absurd Rhythm Game Takes the World by Storm

I am the Resurrection by The Stone Roses
September 24, 2022March 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

I Am the Resurrection: The Stone Roses’ Epic Master Stroke

Santa's Lovely Christmas Jumper
September 23, 2022September 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Lovely Christmas Jumper

Haley's Hopeless Hair Drying Company Ltd.
September 22, 2022September 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Haley’s Hopeless Hair Drying Company Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Super Size Me the 2004 documentary
September 21, 2022September 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Super Size Me: Docu About Why Eating Fast Food is Bad

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