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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

A couple holding hands in public on a sunny day.
January 28, 2021January 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend won’t hold hands in public!”

Return to Oz
January 27, 2021January 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Return to Oz: There’s No Place Like a Terrifying Kids Movie

Two colleagues discuss paperwork by pointing with their pens. They may be flirting.
January 26, 2021January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Controlling Flirting at Work: How to Keep Employees Docile

A boiled egg with soldiers.
January 25, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Boiled Egg With Soldiers: Line Them Up For a Tasty Breakfast

Super Mario Odyssey on the Nintendo Switch
January 24, 2021January 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Revisiting Super Mario Odyssey

Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels
January 24, 2021January 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Bros—The Lost Levels: The Real Mario Bros. 2

The Fantastic Dinosaur Adventure by Gerald Durrell
January 23, 2021March 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Fantastic Dinosaur Adventure by Gerald Durrell

Two businessmen shaking hands to the backdrop of money.
January 21, 2021January 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Nail Picking at Work: Your Business’ Policy

The cast of Father Ted
January 20, 2021January 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Father Ted: DRINK! It’s the Ecumenical Comedy Classic

Human feet made out in the shape of rocks on a sandy beach
January 19, 2021January 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

What’s the Greatest Human Foot in History?

A picture of golden, crispy cauliflower cheese
January 18, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cauliflower Cheese: Hearty Dish for a Winter’s Day, Our Kid

PaRappa the Rapper on the PlayStation
January 17, 2021January 17, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

PaRappa the Rapper: Legendary Cutesy Rapping Rhythm Game

Pandemonium on the PlayStation
January 17, 2021January 17, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pandemonium! Fast-Paced PlayStation Platformer

A book collection in black and white, with a DVD of Princess Mononoke
January 16, 2021April 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best of Book of da Week

Ringo Starr playing the drums with The Beatles
January 11, 2021April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ringo Starr: The Beatles’ Solid & Inventive Drummer Bloke

Road Rash on the Mega Drive
January 10, 2021January 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Road Rash: Mega Drive Violence On Yer Bike!

Sega's Columns on the Game Gear
January 10, 2021January 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Columns: Sega’s Colourful Game Gear Rival to Tetris

The Lost World by Michael Crichton
January 9, 2021January 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Lost World by Michael Crichton

An assortment of fresh kippers
January 8, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Kippers: Hearty Breakfast of Champions Dish

A giant wardrobe
January 7, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Wardrobe Bathtub (for bathing & fashion)

The Duellists
January 6, 2021April 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Duellists: En Garde! It’s Ridley Scott’s Historical Drama Debut

A retro cartoon horror scream
January 5, 2021January 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Screaming at Work: Managing Your Employees’ Vocal Exclamations

New Year's resolution list for 2021
January 4, 2021January 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What are some realistic New Year’s resolutions?”

Iconoclasts the indie game
January 3, 2021January 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Iconoclasts: Fun 2D Romp a Bit Like Mischief Makers

Prince of Persia on the NES
January 3, 2021January 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Prince of Persia: Cinematic Fantasy Jaunt With Lots of Death

Jurassic Park the novel
January 2, 2021January 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton

A crowd of friends clinking alcoholc beverages
January 1, 2021January 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I deal with my NYE party hangover?!”

A Norwegian lemming emerging from a rock
December 31, 2020December 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Norwegian Lemmings: About These Little Lunatics

Hands upon hands and fingers
December 30, 2020December 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: The Personal Arguments of Mr. Armleg Fistfoot [Unfinished]

Toy figurines singing Christmas carols
December 29, 2020December 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

10 Christmas Carols Ruined by Adding “Athlete’s Foot” to the Title

A selection of Christmas presents
December 28, 2020December 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Disaster (and some good bits)

Katana Zero
December 27, 2020December 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Katana ZERO: Some Eighties Style Neo-Noir Awesome

Unto the End
December 27, 2020December 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Unto the End: Snowy Platformer With Heavy Breathing

Congo by Michael Crichton
December 26, 2020January 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Congo by Michael Crichton

A roast dinner with gravy around the base of the plate
December 25, 2020November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Gravy: A Brief History of the Saucy Stuff

American Splendor the 2003 film
December 23, 2020February 14, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

American Splendor: The Fun Tale of Harvey Pekar’s Comics

Punch's satirical picture of a Victorian-era crinoline
December 22, 2020February 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Crinolines: Disturbing History of Victorian Era Petticoats & Skirts

Three cartoon salesmen with a brown background
December 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a salesman and keeps trying to swindle me!”

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