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Laysara: Summit Kingdom city builder game
March 1, 2026March 1, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Laysara: Summit Kingdom is a Beautiful City Builder ⛰️

Exographer the physics puzzle platformer
March 1, 2026March 1, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Exographer: Particle Physics-Based Platformer With Puzzles 🔬

Kākāpō parrot
November 16, 2020November 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Kākāpō: New Zealand’s Bird of the Year 2020 (is also podgy)

Bastion
November 15, 2020February 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bastion: Stellar Indie Romp With Dynamic Narration

Harvest Moon on the Game Boy Color
November 15, 2020November 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Harvest Moon on the Game Boy: Farm Those Potatoes!

The Rotten Romans by Terry Deary
November 14, 2020November 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Horrible Histories Series by Terry Deary

Black Pudding
November 13, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Black Pudding: This’ll Put Hair on Your Eyebrows

The moronic survey 2020
November 12, 2020November 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Moronic Survey 2020: Take Part in it Now, Dammit!

Deliverance the 1972 film
November 11, 2020December 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Deliverance: Camping Romp With Banjos & Rivers

Professional Moron as a scarecrow
November 10, 2020October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Art Special: The Professional Moron Scarecrow

A Santa hat on a picket fence line in the snow.
November 9, 2020November 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Working 9 to 5 past 3 am (& US Election 2020 Response)

Subnautica
November 8, 2020November 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Subnautica: Beautiful Water-Based Survival Romp

Hotshot Racing
November 8, 2020November 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Hotshot Racing: Enjoyable & Daft Racing Revving Racer

November 7, 2020November 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Reblog: Princess Blue Holly vs Etamilc Egnahc

The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole Aged 13¾ by Sue Townsend
November 7, 2020November 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole Aged 13¾ by Sue Townsend

Toad in the Hole recipe
November 6, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Toad in the Hole: No Toads Or Holes Are Involved

A man holding strings of fresh pasta.
November 5, 2020November 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Porridge & Pasta

Led Zeppelin live album
November 4, 2020April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Led Zeppelin: The 1970s Folky Acoustic Set

An assortment of fun marzipan shapes for a dessert.
November 3, 2020November 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Join the Masters of Marzipan cult!”

A Christmas snow seen, with trees and frost.
November 2, 2020November 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Hiring a Health & Safety Officer

Resident Evil 7
November 1, 2020November 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Resident Evil 7: Biohazard—Shiver Me Timbers, It’s Scary!

Resident Evil on the PlayStation in 1996
November 1, 2020November 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Resident Evil: The Landmark PlayStation Scary Thing

Mostly Hero by Anna Burns
October 31, 2020November 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mostly Hero by Anna Burns

Bangers and mash
October 30, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bangers and Mash: Proper Dead Good Comfort Food

Gout DNA strand
October 29, 2020October 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Do I have gout or rabies?”

Gogs the claymation caveman sitcom
October 28, 2020October 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Gogs: Fun Caveman Claymation Sitcom With Grunting

A crowd of people, possibly in a cult
October 27, 2020October 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has joined a cult!”

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer smiling at Christmas
October 26, 2020October 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas & Coronavirus

ClayFighter 63⅓ box on the Nintendo 64
October 25, 2020April 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

ClayFighter 63⅓: Terrible N64 Fighting Game

Nagano Winter Olympics '98
October 25, 2020October 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Nagano Winter Olympics ’98: Dull Button Bashing Sports Romp

Exercises in Style by Raymond Queneau
October 24, 2020April 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exercises in Style by Raymond Queneau

A man multitasking very well, so he can't be wrong.
October 23, 2020October 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a workaholic!”

Battenberg Cake
October 22, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Battenberg Cake: Pretty in Pink British Patriotic Glory

Morph the claymation character
October 21, 2020October 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Morph: Cute Stop Motion Kids Classic Thing

Guybrush Threepwood in the Curse of Monkey Island near to a spittoon.
October 20, 2020April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Spittoons: What Were These Gross Things?

Fingers on a hand hanging out in a moment of love.
October 19, 2020August 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Raising a Pinky Finger When Drinking: Why Do We Do That?

Mission Impossible on the N64
October 18, 2020October 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mission Impossible: Flawed N64 Game is Okay

Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire on the N64
October 18, 2020October 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire—Brilliantly Muted Shooter

Heart of a Dog by Mikhail Bulgakov
October 17, 2020October 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Heart of a Dog by Mikhail Bulgakov 🐶❤️

Joe Morello playing the drums
October 16, 2020April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Joe Morello: Laid-Back Jazz Drummer Extraordinaire

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