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Korngold's Violin Concerto in D major Op. 35
February 12, 2026February 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Korngold’s Violin Concerto: Hidden History and Cinematic Influences 🎻

Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

Vote with hands reaching out to it
December 6, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

General Election 2019: Professional Moron’s Guide to English Politics

Blogging on WordPress
December 5, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Questions… Answered! From Extra Life

Disciplinary hearing
December 4, 2019December 3, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boss has called me to a disciplinary meeting!”

Oliver Twist film poster
December 3, 2019November 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Oliver Twist: “Please, sir, I want some more” Quote Off!

Let it snow!
December 2, 2019December 2, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Ho, Ho, Ho! Lots of Snow & Swearing!

Super Mario RPG
December 1, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars—A SNES Cult Classic

Joe and Mac 2: Lost in the Tropics
December 1, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Joe & Mac 2: Lost in the Tropics—Generic Platformer for the SNES

Pixelophonia
November 30, 2019April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Pixelophonia: Tribute to the Amazing Symphonic Orchestra

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
November 29, 2019November 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “Never tell me the odds!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

A crocodile lying beside a pond
November 28, 2019November 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband bought our son a pet crocodile!”

Valkyrie with Tom Cruise
November 27, 2019March 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Valkyrie: The Underrated WWII Historical Drama

On White II by Vassily Kandinsky
November 26, 2019October 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

On White II: Wassily Kandinsky & Synesthesia (hearing colours)

Season's Greetings Christmas card with polar bears
November 25, 2019November 26, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Father Christmas Engages Nice Mode

Metroid on the NES
November 24, 2019May 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Metroid: It’s the Landmark NES Sci-Fi Classic

Half Life :Alyx
November 24, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Half-Life: Alyx—Oh My Holy Cow!

Bear and Wolf by Daniel Salmieri
November 23, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Bear and Wolf by Daniel Salmieri

Super Mario Kart on the SNES
November 22, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mike Matei & Super Mario Kart—F1 Tracks Hack Amusement

Kindergarten Cop with Arnold Schwarzenegger
November 21, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Kindergarten Cop: “I’m a cop, you idiot!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Kindergarten Cop
November 20, 2019February 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Kindergarten Cop: Shut Up! It’s a Fun-Loving Schwarzenegger Romp

The Stone Roses Waterfall single
November 19, 2019January 19, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Waterfall: Exploring The Stone Roses’ Masterpiece Track

YouTube Christmas Santa stream
November 18, 2019November 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: YouTube Live Streaming Chaos & A Day Off

California Games on the Commoddore 64
November 17, 2019January 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

California Games: Confusing Sports Game With Sharks & Hacky Sacks

Virtua Athlete 2K
November 17, 2019November 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Virtua Athlete 2000: Oddball Dreamcast Track & Field Romp

After Dark by Haruki Murakami
November 16, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

After Dark by Haruki Murakami

Japanese writing symbols
November 15, 2019October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Japanese Writing System: Praising This Artistic Excellence

A stick man urinating into a toilet
November 14, 2019November 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is driving me insane by peeing into the middle of the toilet!”

Tremors film from 1990
November 13, 2019November 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tremors: Daft B Movie With Kevin Bacon is Still a Lot of Fun

The Star Wars character posing on an Empire Strikes Back poster
November 12, 2019November 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “It’s a trap!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Pollution coming out of a chimney during a sunset
November 11, 2019November 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Silent Night, Holy Coup D’état (and pollution)

Anodyne
November 10, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Anodyne: Taking on the Human Subconscious, Zelda Style

Blasphemous the Metroidvania game
November 10, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Blasphemous: A “Hell Yeah!!” of a Metroidvania!!

Medieval Bodies: Life, Death, and Art in the Middle Ages by Jack Hartnell
November 9, 2019October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Medieval Bodies by Jack Hartnell

NBA 2K15 basketball player
November 8, 2019November 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

NBA 2K15: Voice Acting So Bizarrely Bad It’s Comedy Genius

A woman eating her food with a fork, probably a romantic dinner
November 7, 2019November 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our marriage is being tested by our dinner plans!”

Brass Eye
November 6, 2019April 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Brass Eye: Clarky Cats, Cake, and Satire

The Elder Scrolls V - Skyrim
November 5, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Skyrim Bugs: Some of the RPG Epic’s Best Stupid Moments

An angel at Christmas
November 4, 2019November 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Holidays in Skegness & Full-Scale Riots

Penguin Isle loading screen
November 3, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Penguin Isle: Cute Game Ruined by Microtransactions and Ads

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