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Korngold's Violin Concerto in D major Op. 35
February 12, 2026February 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Korngold’s Violin Concerto: Hidden History and Cinematic Influences 🎻

Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

The Big Journey
November 3, 2019November 3, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Big Journey: Twee Cat Romp With Tilt Controls

The Stone Roses and the Resurrection of British Pop by John Robb
November 2, 2019June 4, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Stone Roses and the Resurrection of British Pop by John Robb

Technical issues
November 1, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron: Technical Issues and a Blast From the Past

Chess in a vibrant setting
October 31, 2019November 2, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I keep getting divorced because of board games (and anger management issues)!”

The Fly 1986
October 30, 2019October 30, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Fly: Gruesome Body Horror Jeff Goldblum Extravaganza

White Bellbird
October 29, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

White Bellbird: Salutations to the WORLD’S LOUDEST BIRD!!

Relax at Christmas with balls
October 28, 2019October 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Work-Life Balance & Deprivation Tanks for Relaxation

Out Run by Sega
October 27, 2019March 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Out Run: Sega’s Arcade Classic Lives On!

Another World
October 27, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Another World: Amiga Cult Classic With a Lot of World In It

How to Avoid Huge Ships
October 26, 2019August 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Avoid Huge Ships by Captain John W. Trimmer

Interview
October 25, 2019August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Wapojif Q&A: Getting to know the Professional Moron Editor

Taxi
October 24, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Six Feet Uber (better than Six Feet Under)

The Shallows
October 23, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Shallows: Another Daft Shark Thriller Thing

Agony aunt and agony in an ambulance
October 22, 2019October 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m in physical agony, what should I do!?”

Santa Claus is drunk
October 21, 2019October 21, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The War Effort and Opinions on Marmalade

Hey You, Pikachu!
October 20, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Hey You, Pikachu! Innovative Pet Simulation Thing on the N64

Snowboard Kids
October 20, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Snowboard Kids: Cute Mario Kart Type Deal on Snow

God Save the Queen - Monarchy and the Truth About the Windsors by Johann Hari
October 19, 2019September 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

God Save the Queen? By Johann Hari

Autumn
October 18, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #9: Autumn & Autumnal Illness Special

A toilet paper roll
October 17, 2019October 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Romantic Films Ruined By Adding “Toilet Paper” Into The Title

47 Meters Down
October 16, 2019March 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

47 Meters Down: Unbelievably Dumb Shark Movie #3,056

Office printer
October 15, 2019October 15, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m an all-in-one printer looking for love!”

Santa Claus model in the snow
October 14, 2019October 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: It’s War!

Zelda II The Adventure of Link
October 13, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Zelda II: The Adventure of Link – Yep, It’s Too Difficult

Pilotwings on the SNES
October 13, 2019November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pilotwings: Showboating Mode 7 SNES Whoosh

What About Me
October 12, 2019April 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

What About Me? The Struggle For Identity in a Market-Based Society by Paul Verhaeghe

A toilet with a red background of tiles
October 11, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bogpipes (a bigger hygiene risk than bagpipes)

A softboi man
October 10, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Softbois: Examining This Man Bloke Dating Phenomena

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
October 9, 2019November 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace – Yep, This Again

Christmas balls
October 8, 2019October 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: UN Interference and a New Nuclear Age

Ginger Baker drumming
October 7, 2019April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ginger Baker: Tribute to a Drummer Extraordinaire

The Legend of Zelda Link's Awakening Remake
October 6, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening Remake – Yes!

The Legend of Zelda on the NES
October 6, 2019July 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: NES Classic That Started it All

The Collected Schizophrenias by Esmé Weijun Wang
October 5, 2019October 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Collected Schizophrenias by Esmé Weijun Wang

Graham Chapman in Life of Brian
October 4, 2019December 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Graham Chapman: Remembering the Monty Python Star

Rugby players playing rugby on a grass pitch
October 3, 2019October 3, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My flirting strategy keeps landing me in jail!”

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
October 2, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: Phantom Menace: “Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo” Quote Off!

Santa Claus in red
October 1, 2019October 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Agadoo, Ice, Dead Elves, & Celeb Journos

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