Professional Moron

January 12, 2018January 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve outgrown my boyfriend. What do I do?!”

January 11, 2018January 6, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to Shave Your Face (manly man’s guide)

January 10, 2018July 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Punch-Drunk Love: Quirky Love Story With an Incredible Sandler

January 9, 2018January 8, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 Exciting New Words for the Sports Industry

January 8, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Exercise Spike (better than an exercise bike)

January 7, 2018August 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Final Fantasy VI: Revisiting the SNES RPG Classic

January 6, 2018October 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Timewaster Diaries by Robin Cooper

January 5, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ovan (an oven which is also a van)

January 4, 2018December 28, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Grand Hotel: “I want to be alone” Quote Off Extravaganza!

January 3, 2018February 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Brazil: Celebrating Terry Gilliam’s Orwellian Sci-Fi Masterpiece

January 2, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Therapy: Wait Training (training you to be better at waiting)

January 1, 2018January 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Polemic: On the Nature of Fame

December 31, 2017January 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Red Turtle: Fantasy Drama About Life, Family, & Turtles

December 30, 2017January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Timewaster Letters by Robin Cooper

December 29, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: If the tables were burned…

December 28, 2017October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Art of Professional Moron #3: Kitchen Utensil Special

December 27, 2017December 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Thing: Tribute to John Carpenter’s Chilling Masterpiece

December 26, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Bindependent (a newspaper about bins)

December 25, 2017December 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Official Christmas Day Chaos Report

December 24, 2017April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Velvet Underground & Nico: 50th Anniversary Hoo-ha

December 24, 2017April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Lust for Life: Iggy Pop’s Solo Album is a Joy

December 23, 2017December 23, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

The Book of Tea: Moonshake Books Review

December 22, 2017November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Last Minute Christmas Push Carnage!

December 21, 2017November 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Popular Foods Ruined by Adding “Toilet Paper” to The Name

December 20, 2017March 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Abyss: James Cameron’s Non-Abysmal Sci-Fi Classic

December 19, 2017October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Art of Professional Moron #2

December 18, 2017December 18, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Swapping Christmas Cards at Santa’s!

December 17, 2017April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Cuphead: 2017’s Best Indie Game?

December 16, 2017February 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The End of My War by J.G. Ballard

December 15, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Didgeridoor (a door made from didgeridoos)

December 14, 2017April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Conan the Librarian

December 13, 2017February 13, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Sorcerer: Friedkin’s Tense Classic is Back With a Vengeance

December 12, 2017December 12, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Candles

December 11, 2017December 11, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Racking Up The Police Warnings

December 10, 2017April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime: Glorious Indie Insanity

December 9, 2017January 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho

December 8, 2017December 7, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

10 More Brilliant New Words and What They Mean!

December 7, 2017January 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Ketchup Sandwich (ZOMG, we know!)