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Tag: Bed

Notes on cat beds
December 11, 2024December 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on Cat Beds (and pet furniture) 🐈‍⬛🛏️

The joys of podcasts in bed
October 16, 2024October 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Falling Asleep to Podcasts 😴

A woman angry with her husband about their sleeping arrangement
February 21, 2023February 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband hogs too much space in bed!!”

A messy duvet with a dog's paws underneath the duvet cover
June 29, 2021June 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do you put a duvet cover on a duvet?”

A close up picture of some bread bread.
January 29, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bread Bed (comfy foodie sleeping)

A sleepy looking pug on a bed
December 19, 2019August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: How to Fall Asleep

Potatoes
March 14, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Potato Bed (better than a water bed)

The Walking Bed TV Show
April 10, 2017April 10, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Walking Bed

Breakfast in Bed
August 26, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of Breakfast in Bed

Pillows
May 23, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Are Pillows? We Discover The Horrible Truth!

March 14, 2015June 21, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Debunking The Great Bunk Bed Myth & Debacle

August 23, 2012November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Beans the Chinese Dwarf Hamster: A Study

A businessman working out his company slogan
August 20, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Free Company Slogans: Dodgy Taglines & More

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