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Tag: Britain

Notes on Buckingham Palace (and England's public transport system)
October 28, 2025October 27, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on Buckingham Palace (and England’s public transport system) 💂

Bread sauce
September 17, 2021September 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bread Sauce: Do You Want Some MORE Bread With That, Mate?

The Scourging Angel - The Black Death in the British Isles by Benedict Gummer
December 5, 2020August 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Scourging Angel—The Black Death in the British Isles by Benedict Gummer

John Bercow - Order t-shirt
April 12, 2019April 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Order! The Very Best of John Bercow Shouting

Bobble hats banned in the UK
June 30, 2017June 29, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Bobble Hats Outlawed For Summer – Bobble Hat Enthusiasts Outraged

Heinz Baked Beans with Pork Sausages
February 24, 2016December 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Heinz Beanz with Pork Sausages: Add Some Badness Into Your Life

July 20, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

OMG! The Burger & Lobster Restaurant Is Coming To Manchester!

August 22, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Has The British Government Bugged Our Hamster?

A British gentleman attempting to handle a summer heatwave
June 24, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

British Summer Explained For Everyone (Including British People)

November 19, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Which Celebrity Body Part Do You Envy?

A cold winter countryside setting with a house in the distance and a smoking chimney
November 3, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How To Keep Warm When It’s Cold

Vote yes or no political message
October 10, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mapitalism: A Political Manifesto That Sort of Makes Sense

A tree in a field with inclment weather in the background
July 29, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Why Do the British Complain About the Weather?

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