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Tag: Cleaning

Top of the Mops the TV show
November 14, 2022November 14, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Top of the Mops: Catch the Greatest Mops in the Best Buckets!! 🧹

Toilet Bastard the toilet cleaner
October 20, 2022October 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Toilet Bastard: Destroying Toilets Since 1973 [Sponsored Post]

Carl's Corrupt Car Washing Enterprises Ltd.
May 12, 2022May 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Carl’s Corrupt Car Washing Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Haiku Friday - Household Chores Spick & Span Special
April 29, 2022April 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #13: Household Chores Spick & Span Special

A bathtub with a plughole
August 10, 2020July 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s hair keeps clogging the bath!”

April 25, 2020April 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Revisited: A Monk’s Guide to a Clean House and Mind

A Monk’s Guide to a Clean House and Mind by Shoukei Matsumotou
January 18, 2020February 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

A Monk’s Guide to a Clean House and Mind by Shoukei Matsumotou

A janitor mopping the floor
September 10, 2019September 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Job Spec: Janitor for Santa Claus (North Pole)

Carpet
July 31, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Carpet Pan (all-in-one cooking carpet!)

Toilet Cloner
June 19, 2017June 20, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Toilet Cloner (miles better than toilet cleaner)

The Squashing Machine
April 12, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Squashing Machine (a washing machine which squashes stuff)

Miso soap
December 23, 2016November 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Miso Soap (much better than miso soup)

Cotton earbuds health implications
September 27, 2016September 27, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Cotton Earbuds: Useless For Ear Cleaning… So What’s Better?

How to use a kitchen scourer
January 3, 2016January 3, 2016Mr. Wapojif

The Kitchen Scourer: A Brief History of an Implement

Dust
May 24, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Spring Cleaning Special: What Is Dust?

tea
October 29, 2014November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tea Bag Mop!

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