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Tag: Fast Food

Sugar Flakes breakfast cereal with Henry the Hippo
September 29, 2022September 22, 2022Mr. Wapojif

SUGAR FLAKES Breakfast Cereal [Sponsored Post]

Super Size Me the 2004 documentary
September 21, 2022September 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Super Size Me: Docu About Why Eating Fast Food is Bad

Frank's Flower Shop
June 9, 2022May 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Frank’s Flower Shop (with Wigan Kebabs) [Sponsored Post]

The History of Burgers
June 3, 2022June 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Greasy History of Burgers (and some other patty facts)

Golden Wonder Cheese and Onion crisps
November 26, 2021November 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Cheese & Onion Crisps: Tribute to This Oddball Potato Chip Combo

An assortment of fish fingers
November 5, 2021October 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Fish Fingers: Iconic Battered Whitefish-Based Stick is Tasty

Frank's Fried Chicken & Furniture Shop & Cafe
November 4, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Frank’s Fried Chicken & Furniture Shop & Café [Sponsored Post]

A doner kebab from Doner Haus in Manchester.
October 15, 2021October 15, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Doner Kebabs: England’s Favourite Drunken Late Night Dinner

September 30, 2021July 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Wigan Kebab: Pie Barm With Stodge and Northerness

A BLT bacon butty with white bread
July 20, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Bacon Butty: Roll With a Whole Lotta Saturated Fat

Parmo - the Middlesbrough trademark dish
June 18, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Parmo: Middlesbrough’s Teeside Cheesy Treat

Saveloy sausages on a plat with salad
March 19, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Saveloy: The Bright Red Chippy Sausage Thing

Fast Food Nation by Eric Schlosser
January 11, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Fast Food Nation by Eric Schlosser

Hot dogs and other fast food
June 18, 2019June 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How Are Hot Dogs Made?

Instant Cornmeal Porridge with Cinnamon
June 6, 2016February 27, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Instant Cornmeal Porridge: It’s Healthy, Okay Oat for Brains!?

Horrible food
February 29, 2016February 29, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Food Disasters: Big BBQ – Delicious Tinned Awfulness!

Onion ice cream
February 26, 2016February 26, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Onion Ice Cream!

Heinz Baked Beans with Pork Sausages
February 24, 2016December 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Heinz Beanz with Pork Sausages: Add Some Badness Into Your Life

McDonald's Big Mac
October 23, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Ally McDonald’s

Kettle
September 19, 2015January 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Kettle

May 29, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Behold The Four’N Twenty Pizza!

March 16, 2015March 16, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Do Robots Really Want To Work At McDonald’s?

May 25, 2013April 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Is the Game Boy Edible?

January 22, 2013December 13, 2021Mr. Wapojif

McDonald’s and its Guantanamo Bay Restaurant

January 11, 2013January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Best Disgusting Stuff You Could Find In Your Fast Food!

A McDonald's on Mount Everest
January 3, 2013April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

When will there be a McDonald’s on Mount Everest?

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