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Tag: Fast Food

Hot dogs and other fast food
June 18, 2019June 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How Are Hot Dogs Made?

Instant Cornmeal Porridge with Cinnamon
June 6, 2016February 27, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Instant Cornmeal Porridge: It’s Healthy, Okay Oat for Brains!?

Horrible food
February 29, 2016February 29, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Food Disasters: Big BBQ – Delicious Tinned Awfulness!

Onion ice cream
February 26, 2016February 26, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Onion Ice Cream!

Heinz Baked Beans with Pork Sausages
February 24, 2016February 24, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Heinz Beanz with Pork Sausages: Add Some Badness Into Your Life

McDonald's Big Mac
October 23, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Ally McDonald’s

Kettle
September 19, 2015January 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Kettle

May 29, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Behold The Four’N Twenty Pizza!

March 16, 2015March 16, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Do Robots Really Want To Work At McDonald’s?

May 25, 2013December 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Is The Game Boy Edible?

April 15, 2013January 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best of Awful Fast Food!

April 9, 2013January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Complete And Utter Food Disasters!

January 22, 2013January 17, 2019Mr. Wapojif

McDonald’s: Guantanamo Bay Restaurant

January 11, 2013January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Best Disgusting Stuff You Could Find In Your Fast Food!

A McDonald's on Mount Everest
January 3, 2013July 20, 2017Mr. Wapojif

When will there be a McDonald’s on Mount Everest?

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