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Tag: News

Obnoxious spaghetti
January 5, 2017December 30, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Spaghetti Declared “Obnoxious” as UK Riots!

Salford Quays
March 3, 2016March 3, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Salford Quays: Swearing Banned as Local Council Goes Mental!

Easter Bunny Newsletter
January 10, 2016January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Easter Bunny Newsletter: The Build-Up To Easter!

Tremors
September 15, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Graboids From Tremors Are Attacking Manchester!

Manchester
August 18, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Sinkhole Special: Which Is Your Fave 40ft Hole In The Ground?

Instant Noodles
June 23, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Great Noodle Massacre: Nestlé To Annihilate 400 Million Packs Of Instant Noodles!

May 3, 2015May 3, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Royal Baby: Princess What’s-Her-Name

The peak of Mount Everest
December 30, 2014April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Englishman Scales Mount Everest In Bobble Hat & Pink Speedos

Hamsters in the wild
December 27, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

News Stories Of 2014: Plague of Hamsters Invades Dover

April 9, 2014November 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Hamster News 2014: Adieu Boris

April 29, 2013April 29, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Where’s The Most Awkward Place To Have A Fight?

April 8, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Stuff Worse Than Margaret Thatcher

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