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Technical problems
January 30, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Technical Difficulties: Professional Moron is Down

Downing Street
May 24, 2019May 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Theresa May Resigns – Who’s Gonna be the Next Prime Minister!?

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May 22, 2019May 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The UN’s Damning Verdict on Tory-Driven Extreme Poverty in the UK

A baby looking surprised
May 9, 2019August 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Big Business Capitalism Destroying Planet… ZOMG, a Royal Baby!

An egg and mayonnaise bun
April 23, 2019April 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

News: Mayonnaise to be Renamed Mayonaise in Horror Move

Anarchy strike
February 21, 2019February 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Strike: Day Three – LIVE Coverage

EU
December 13, 2018December 13, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Britain enjoys national crisis (again) as Brexit hits the fan (again)

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November 30, 2018November 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: British Train Fares Go UP and Poor People Go MENTAL!

Brexit
November 16, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Brexit Negotiations Plunge England Into Total Chaos (Again)

JalapeƱos
September 17, 2018September 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: JalapeƱos Renamed Jalapenos Threatening Severe ~ Job Losses

Burning
August 16, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Burnalism (journalism, but with more flames)

Ice cream van
July 24, 2018July 22, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Man Drives Ice Cream Van Off Cliff In Lancashire To “Prove A Point”

Assam Tea with Vanilla
March 7, 2018January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Assam Tea with Vanilla: The Greatest Tea Tragedy of Our Time!

Bins surround by countryside
December 26, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Bindependent (a newspaper about bins)

Storm Brian
October 24, 2017October 24, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Storm Brian Batters UK as Citizens Demand Better Storm Names

Fromaige Fred
August 21, 2017August 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Fromage Frais to be Renamed Fromage Fred

Washing down liquid
July 14, 2017July 8, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Washing Down Liquid to Hit Supermarket Shelves and Facilitate Pessimists

Tzatziki to be renamed
June 16, 2017June 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Controversy as Tzatziki Renamed “Cucumber Dip”

NASA plans to visit The Sun tabloid newspaper
June 8, 2017June 8, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: NASA to Visit The Sun – Tabloid Rejects Request!

UK national anthem to be rewritten
May 22, 2017May 22, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: British National Anthem to be Rewritten!

Government plans mint plans
May 19, 2017May 19, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: UK Government Plans Major Mint-Based Reforms

Beds to be replaced with meds
May 2, 2017April 30, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Beds to be Replaced with Meds in Economy Push

April 24, 2017April 24, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Sparkling Water “Too Sparkling” & Dumbed Down

Spicing up Brexit with alligators
April 5, 2017April 5, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Brexit Negotiations ā€œToo Boringā€ – Spiced Up With Ravenous Alligators

Drunken football riots
March 31, 2017March 31, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Lack of Drunken Football Riots Investigated by FA

Spring in the UK
March 21, 2017March 21, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Horror in the UK as Spring Refuses to Sprung!

Breath of the Wild negative reviews
March 14, 2017March 14, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Glowing Zelda Reviews Made Up By NOOBS!

Almond milk Hipster crisis
March 6, 2017March 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Almond Milk Shortage Triggers Hipster Crisis!

Bins are what they used to be
March 2, 2017March 2, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Bins Declared Not “Bin-Like” By Furious OAPs

ice cream sales plummet!
February 21, 2017February 21, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Ice Cream Sales Plummet Due To Winter!

Hilarious drunken UK riot
February 13, 2017February 13, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Mass Drunken UK Riot Leads to Hilarious Scenes!

Sofa crisis leads to UK panic buying
February 6, 2017February 5, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Sofa Crisis Stuns UK & PM’s Analysis Fuels Panic!

Taramasalata renamed by Sinatra
January 30, 2017January 30, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Taramasalata to be Renamed “Tarama-Sinatra”

Snow hits the UK - apocalypse!
January 18, 2017January 18, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Snow Hits the UK ā€“ Apocalypse Now!

Glasses named enemy of the state
January 11, 2017January 7, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Glasses Named “Enemy of the State” as UK Riots!

Obnoxious spaghetti
January 5, 2017December 30, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Spaghetti Declared “Obnoxious” as UK Riots!

Salford Quays
March 3, 2016March 3, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Salford Quays: Swearing Banned as Local Council Goes Mental!

Easter Bunny Newsletter
January 10, 2016January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Easter Bunny Newsletter: The Build-Up To Easter!

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