
Tag: News


Ask Dr. Moron: “My gallbladder became a broadcast journalist!”

Technical Difficulties: Professional Moron is Down

Breaking News: Theresa May Resigns – Who’s Gonna be the Next Prime Minister!?

The UN’s Damning Verdict on Tory-Driven Extreme Poverty in the UK

Breaking News: Big Business Capitalism Destroying Planet… ZOMG, a Royal Baby!

News: Mayonnaise to be Renamed Mayonaise in Horror Move

Professional Moron Strike: Day Three – LIVE Coverage

Breaking News: Britain enjoys national crisis (again) as Brexit hits the fan (again)

Breaking News: British Train Fares Go UP and Poor People Go MENTAL!

Breaking News: Brexit Negotiations Plunge England Into Total Chaos (Again)

Breaking News: Jalapeños Renamed Jalapenos Threatening Severe ~ Job Losses

Exclusive Invention: Burnalism (journalism, but with more flames)

Breaking News: Man Drives Ice Cream Van Off Cliff In Lancashire To “Prove A Point”

Assam Tea with Vanilla: The Greatest Tea Tragedy of Our Time!

Invention: The Bindependent (a newspaper about bins)

Breaking News: Storm Brian Batters UK as Citizens Demand Better Storm Names

Breaking News: Fromage Frais to be Renamed Fromage Fred

Breaking News: Washing Down Liquid to Hit Supermarket Shelves and Facilitate Pessimists

Breaking News: Controversy as Tzatziki Renamed “Cucumber Dip”

Breaking News: NASA to Visit The Sun – Tabloid Rejects Request!

Breaking News: British National Anthem to be Rewritten!

Breaking News: UK Government Plans Major Mint-Based Reforms

Breaking News: Beds to be Replaced with Meds in Economy Push

Breaking News: Sparkling Water “Too Sparkling” & Dumbed Down

Breaking News: Brexit Negotiations “Too Boring” – Spiced Up With Ravenous Alligators

Breaking News: Lack of Drunken Football Riots Investigated by FA

Breaking News: Horror in the UK as Spring Refuses to Sprung!

Breaking News: Glowing Zelda Reviews Made Up By NOOBS!

Breaking News: Almond Milk Shortage Triggers Hipster Crisis!

Breaking News: Bins Declared Not “Bin-Like” By Furious OAPs

Breaking News: Ice Cream Sales Plummet Due To Winter!

Breaking News: Mass Drunken UK Riot Leads to Hilarious Scenes!

Breaking News: Sofa Crisis Stuns UK & PM’s Analysis Fuels Panic!

Breaking News: Taramasalata to be Renamed “Tarama-Sinatra”

Breaking News: Snow Hits the UK – Apocalypse Now!

Breaking News: Glasses Named “Enemy of the State” as UK Riots!
